so coming home from the cities on the highway there was a damn dead dear in the middle of the highway. i tried to swurve but i still hit most of it. damn projectors i couldnt see shit. was going about 70. cracked my front bumper, ripped my right fog cover off, signal lense ripped off too, and i like dented my fmic upward. i washed off what blood and guts i could. well time to find a cheap bumper and paint gayy.

I heard deer guts helps cool down the intercooler. In fact, a buddy of mine is running the Racoon gut mod.

That sucks man. But at least you didnt plow into a live, upright deer.

more importanly, I know the front bumper is sitting crooked but the IC looks like it took some of the brunt as well. I hope you didnt bend the mounts.

i hope i didnt either just sucks cause the cookout is in like 2 weeks. well i needed one anyways. ps car still smells like dear guts

that's why I'm either gonna get rid of the projectors or do the HID retro in mine, you really can't see shit with them.

quick note.
Dear = wifey, girlfirend, etc.
Deer = stupid animal that walks into the road and causes massive damage to cars.

I hope your suspension didn't get jacked up hitting that thing

ya well im so short on money now i can like only afford like silverstars so hopefully that will improve. the stock headlights are like 300. lol my bad i thought i typed deer right. oh ya while my dad was fixing my rear right strut (broke the night after going to the same place) he found i had deer guts all the way down the passenger side of my car.. damnit

Originally posted by Flipboi89
he found i had deer guts all the way down the passenger side of my car.. damnit

this is one of those times where i would just take it to a detailer and mess with their heads.
tell them you need the car detailed and then pay with cash and make sure to ask how fast it can be done and dont give them your name just tell them to call your cell and ask for "Mr. Smith"
also helps if your wearing sunglass a hoodie and a ball cap.

this works real well in the begining of the summer when the highschool kids are getting their first jobs :evilgrin

^^^

I can't believe that I didn't think of that one

this brings back memories of hitting a deer in my eclipse. I was on my way to picking up my girl to take her to homecoming about 6 years ago at it was our first real date and I was meeting her parents. My intercooler mount broke in the process but I was less then a mile away from her house so I dragged that shit (cheap starion fmic) to her house w/ deer guts and hair all over it. Not the best first impression but at least it didn't happen after I picked her up. I ended up getting a cf hood and new headlights after that and pocketing some $$$ though!