Have you ever been at a friends house and god forbid had to nuke their bathroom? I try not to drop deuces too often outside of the comfort of my own home, but sometimes it just can't be avoided.

So anyway, the point of this post is have you ever been at a friends house and done the deed, only to reach over to the teepee and see that it's single ply, or like rolled up notebook paper, or wax paper, or just low quality scratch you into a week long hell paper?

This is just a pet peeve of mine. that is all. discuss!

I try to keep the bathroom nice in case someone has to crap. Last thing i liek to do is sit on someone elses shitter and feel like a public bathroom is safer!

wow why are you posting about this? lol

lol because its the pits, and I can!

Whenever I know people are coming over, I always swap out the good toilet paper for the single ply, unbleached industrial assgrater stuff.

Keeps people from nuking my bathroom.

I hate sand paper...But I'm just excited to see toilet paper after I Jeff Daniels the crapper.



Beggars can't be choosers.

Originally posted by soulcontroller
Have you ever been at a friends house and god forbid had to nuke their bathroom?

Geezus, memories of last years shootout!

At least there is TP.. god forbid you have that pusher and no TP at all.. while your stuck searching around the bathroom for some. Even at your own house that just is hell.

I try no to but if it happens I do my best to not let any demons linger.

You have to do the AC Slater when at a friend's house. It's the rules.

Fuck it, if my friends have crappy toilet paper, then I'm not flushing...their loss.

Originally posted by FlyinEsi
Fuck it, if my friends have crappy toilet paper, then I'm not flushing...their loss.

LOL...take it to the next level...cappy toilet paper=upper decker.

dude, matt, you blow up my bathroom every year when we meet at my house for the shootout caravan! haha..But really, my pet peeve is when nobody uses the air freshener..I mean it's right there on top of the shitter, use it! What, like I will notice the stench of morning breeze rather than 3 month old roadkill to know you took a crap? Another one is if i'm somewhere where the inevitable is about to happen, i cant find any air freshener in the whole damn bathroom. I mean really, no air freshener? What the fuck? Oh matt, i'll be sure to swap out my nice charmin 4 ply for a good roll of sticky backed 50 grit before you come over hahaaha.

Keep a book of matches in the john. Good policy, period.

Originally posted by Fallen4ng31
Keep a book of matches in the john. Good policy, period.

scottish accent] AND Charlie, LIGHT A MATCH! /scottish accent]

this thread turned out way better than expected lol.

If there's no Charmin, I'm using their towels. The good ones, that say his and hers. I'm starting with hers.