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318, best story ive heard in a while Posted by injendsm, Dec-31-05 10:04 AM
just came across this a little while ago and it made me laugh my ass off.
http://www.clubgp.com/newforum/tm.asp?m=2794889&p=1&tmode=1&smode=1
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330, RE: best story ive heard in a while Posted by DarkEclips96, Dec-31-05 12:29 PM
Haha, great story, that actually made me laugh, along with my friends.
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340, RE: best story ive heard in a while Posted by dsmmyth, Dec-31-05 03:08 PM
OMG, hahahaha. It's still not as good as another poop story I know.
Edit: Found it.
The post.
"Well, I debated all day whether I should share with all of you what happened to me last night, so since I can't tell my family I'll tell my fellow juicing family my story. Ok so yesterday was my cheat day. Probably put away about 8k cals including a lot of alcohol last night. Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night. She's 19, so still a little on the immature side, but I'm only 21 so it's all good. Anyway I've talked to this girl a few times before, and to make a long story short I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8 shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed, didn't bang her, but did pretty much everything else. So about 10 minutes into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest shit in my life. All my meals were followed by 3tsp of Metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and I'm in my boxers. I must have passed out about 10 minutes after she did around 3am. I wake up at about 8am to piss and I find myself covered in shit. I'm thinking WTF, and what happened was I shit myself when I was sleeping. It was all over the bed, sheets,etc.... I'm freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world. She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some shit and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of ther hammies. I get dressed and leave LOL. This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didn't know what else to do though. Anyway, I'm really gonna have to avoid her and I have no clue what I'm gonna do when I end up running into her."
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344, RE: best story ive heard in a while Posted by cs82685, Dec-31-05 06:52 PM
now that's an entertaining story
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373, RE: best story ive heard in a while Posted by injendsm, Jan-01-06 10:02 AM
Originally posted by dsmmyth OMG, hahahaha. It's still not as good as another poop story I know. Edit: Found it. The post. "Well, I debated all day whether I should share with all of you what happened to me last night, so since I can't tell my family I'll tell my fellow juicing family my story. Ok so yesterday was my cheat day. Probably put away about 8k cals including a lot of alcohol last night. Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night. She's 19, so still a little on the immature side, but I'm only 21 so it's all good. Anyway I've talked to this girl a few times before, and to make a long story short I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8 shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed, didn't bang her, but did pretty much everything else. So about 10 minutes into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest shit in my life. All my meals were followed by 3tsp of Metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and I'm in my boxers. I must have passed out about 10 minutes after she did around 3am. I wake up at about 8am to piss and I find myself covered in shit. I'm thinking WTF, and what happened was I shit myself when I was sleeping. It was all over the bed, sheets,etc.... I'm freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world. She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some shit and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of ther hammies. I get dressed and leave LOL. This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didn't know what else to do though. Anyway, I'm really gonna have to avoid her and I have no clue what I'm gonna do when I end up running into her."
lmao, wow.........that is great.
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405, RE: best story ive heard in a while Posted by QC DSM ESiT, Jan-02-06 07:33 AM
LOL!!! Holy shit those are some hilarious stories. I ended tearing up from the first one and busted out laughing for like a couple min. with the drunk poo one. :D
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435, Read the story posted farther down Posted by 96NTeclipse, Jan-02-06 02:09 PM
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278
^^^better than the first story on the GTP site
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437, RE: Read the story posted farther down Posted by eclipzGST, Jan-02-06 03:59 PM
all of the Tucker Max stories are hilarious.
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