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30168, Fattest chick you ever boned. Posted by bullox, Dec-27-07 06:00 PM
I posted this on another forum and I'm looking for more insight.
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So yeah, I was thinking about what I turned down on Christmas eve and I realized that she would've been the largest marge in charge of my sarge ever. By a long shot. She had easily 50 lbs on the record. I was intrigued by the huge rack that comes with said body type, but I said no.
Now I kinda wonder what it would be like to fuck a chick with a little extra on the side. I'll be honest, I haven't screwed a ton of chicks, but still more than a handful and the heaviest was probably 130 or so. I've had a couple too many skinny ass broads that just bruise your pelvis.
What's it like shaggin a fattie, and what's the fattest you've ever fucked?
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30169, RE: Fattest chick you ever boned. Posted by bullox, Dec-27-07 06:01 PM
PS there aint no shame in this game...anyone who comments has gotten it wet so the goal has been achieved. I don't hate on anyone who has boned a fattie. Actually I want to fuck one just to see what it's like.
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30170, RE: Fattest chick you ever boned. Posted by DarkOne, Dec-27-07 06:14 PM
There's nothing wrong with fucking a fat chick. It's no different than fuckin any other girl; you're either into it, or you're not. I've done both, and there's something to be said for each - one is just a lay, because she's there; the other you connect with in some way and even though you're not physically attracted to her, you're boning her anyway.
:shrug
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30171, RE: Fattest chick you ever boned. Posted by Star Turbo Talon, Dec-27-07 06:57 PM
HHMNN i think one of my ex's (2 week long...lol) was about 175lbs maybe 185 and she was 5'11" I am not good at weight judging. She had enormous tits and wanted to fuck every minute of everyday......it got old quick.
The last Ex gained alot of weight during college and i think she topped at 150.
THe last one had a nice pair of tits that i could wrap around my cork. Like Dino said, each has a quality that makes it fun. Down side is you cant get all twisted up in weird positions and when they ride you it makes your pelvis sink into the mattress so its not as good. Def do it on the floor.
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30172, RE: Fattest chick you ever boned. Posted by EcLIpsInEmCEe7, Dec-27-07 07:40 PM
well,fat chicks keep you warm in the winter and give you shade in the summer. i personally prefer a jacket and sun screen
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30173, RE: Fattest chick you ever boned. Posted by Star Turbo Talon, Dec-27-07 08:12 PM
Fat chicks are like mopeds. They are fun till your friends catch you riding them!
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30174, RE: Fattest chick you ever boned. Posted by bullox, Dec-27-07 09:08 PM
Originally posted by Star Turbo Talon Fat chicks are like mopeds. They are fun till your friends catch you riding them!
And fuck your frinds then because they aren't there, am I right?
You fuck any broad that wants to wet your end. What I am looking for is the fatties that you have poked, and you have provided to this thread Star, so thank you for that. No shame to this game.
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30175, RE: Fattest chick you ever boned. Posted by micyek, Dec-28-07 12:47 AM
not fat...healthy ;-)

One of my ex's I'm bad with height and weight but I would guess about 5' 2" and 140ish. She liked to bone...to bad she drove me crazy. LOL
I don't know who the dude is BTW.
My wife is is about 5' 11'' and 115-120 lbs. I miss boobs sometimes.
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30179, RE: Fattest chick you ever boned. Posted by KaptainMyke, Dec-28-07 01:19 AM
Originally posted by micyek My wife is is about 5' 11'' and 115-120 lbs. I miss boobs sometimes.
Get ur wifey preggers and the boobs will come!
I've been with various styles and flavors under the sun. Two were overweight but tall.
I think height is what you're going for if you love boobs and skin.
One ex of mine was 6'1" and 195, all boobs with her 38 DD. The other ex was tall, 5'10" at 180 and she was a spitfire of latina and boobs. The latina would go at it all day and night, whereas the other one wan't as into it.
My wife now was tiny in a size 4. After we had our baby, she kept the boobs and some of the weight. I think she's as beautiful now as she was when I met her! Bonus if you ask me....
Boobs are a great thing. Plump women are an even greater thing. Curvy women > athletic women. IMO.
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30186, RE: Fattest chick you ever boned. Posted by DarkOne, Dec-28-07 02:28 AM
Originally posted by bullox What I am looking for is the fatties that you have poked, and you have provided to this thread Star, so thank you for that. No shame to this game.
Oh, you want EXAMPLES? Shiat...
I was with a girl for three years that was about 5'10" and by the end of the relationship, she was probably 180-190lbs. At the end of things, i wasn't physically attracted to her anymore because of the weight (and other things) and so sex was a chore. There's been others that I was wholly unattracted to, but wanted the hookup and so enjoyed it. (5'2", buck twenty, buck ten maybe? - more than one of these.) I'd never date them, though. There was another, a redhead with huge tits who is every bit of 6' tall and probably 200lbs (I'm guessing) that wasn't the most attractive girl in the world, but every time we were together the sex was pretty good (or I was shitfaced). I only ever felt an emotional connection with the first one, and only because we'd been together for so long.
Shall I go on?
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30187, RE: Fattest chick you ever boned. Posted by DR1665, Dec-28-07 03:53 AM
Originally posted by DarkOne Shall I go on? Do we have the server space? :wary
Personally, I'm not attracted to the skinny chicks (although I'm not attracted to megalo huge chicks either). I'd say my ideal point of reference would be Botticelli's "Birth of Venus" painting. She's got natural proportions that were desirable long before the fashion industry came along and mindfucked all our women.
The skinny chicks are all skin and bone. If you see a skinny chick with a decent rack, there's a good chance they're fake, imo. So fake, pretentious, little whores just don't do it for me. Granted, whores are for fucking, but by the time I hit about 22, I wasn't looking to fuck anything that moved anymore. Without the ingrained desire, without meaning anything, it's the best way to bring more unwanted drama into your life, and I'll pass on that.
For those unfamiliar with Botticelli's painting, here you go.

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30190, RE: Fattest chick you ever boned. Posted by micyek, Dec-28-07 04:16 AM
Originally posted by DR1665
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30191, RE: Fattest chick you ever boned. Posted by Fallen4ng31, Dec-28-07 04:16 AM
Originally posted by DR1665 by the time I hit about 22, I wasn't looking to fuck anything that moved anymore.
Necrophelia is a crime. ;)
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30193, RE: Fattest chick you ever boned. Posted by DarkOne, Dec-28-07 04:53 AM
Originally posted by DR1665 Do we have the server space? :wary
Is that a fat joke?
Originally posted by DR1665 but by the time I hit about 22, I wasn't looking to fuck anything that moved anymore.
personally, i hate it when they just lay there, but whatever floats your boat, B. :-P
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30199, RE: Fattest chick you ever boned. Posted by vegasdsmr, Dec-28-07 07:15 AM
it's safe to say that i've "pushed" 200 a couple times...
back in Ohio (school @ ONU) me and sum buddies used to "hawg it"...
whoever brought the nastiest/beastlyiest gal home would win the pot......
p.s. the voting occured the next mornin....
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30209, RE: Fattest chick you ever boned. Posted by Star Turbo Talon, Dec-28-07 09:44 AM
Originally posted by vegasdsmr it's safe to say that i've "pushed" 200 a couple times... back in Ohio (school @ ONU) me and sum buddies used to "hawg it"... whoever brought the nastiest/beastlyiest gal home would win the pot...... p.s. the voting occured the next mornin....
Holy shit...all i can say is wow. I cant imagine what the worst was.
Actually, if your in my friedns list of myspace.....Look at peggy...that last 2 weeks until I wasnt horny anymore and got a good look.
My story is the same. After a few weeks i get really horney and my standards drop. Once i get laid a few times my standards regain conscienceness and its time to go.
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30210, RE: Fattest chick you ever boned. Posted by goalie40, Dec-28-07 09:53 AM
I have one, dont we all. I went out with a chick friend of mine that wanted her bigger friend to get laid. I didnt know this at the time. We go bowling and they are feeding me drinks. Im about 10 -12 drinks down and we leave, back to my house................ I dont remember the car ride home...... the first 30+ mins............. I woke up having sex :) I was totaly set up but I had fun and got laid and my friend kim had to listen to all of it all night long. she slept in the next room. all in all a good time weird the next day.
Now im lucky my girlfriend of 4 years (damn that long) when we met she was 18 and about 140 but didnt look it. she was also a 36DD super nice. After we moved to hawaii about 3 years ago she lost 30 pounds and kept the boobs but now 34d still sooooo nice. I have the kind of GF that people say how in the fuck did he get her. I like it that way.
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30225, RE: Fattest chick you ever boned. Posted by bullettdsm, Dec-28-07 03:28 PM
I'm kinda a skinny chick bigot. Just can't work the heavy chicks.....unless I'm drunk. There were least 4 fatties that I have done (that I can remember. Who the fuck knows). They were in the 150 to 160 range. Shorter than me (I'm 5' 8"). All intended set-ups by friends, just to screw with me because I'm a drunk. Make no mistake, best cock suckers in the world. I'm guessing it's from all the eating.
Unfortunately, the wife quit smoking a few months ago and things aren't looking good.......
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30258, RE: Fattest chick you ever boned. Posted by CopperEclipse96, Dec-30-07 04:47 AM
Originally posted by vegasdsmr back in Ohio (school @ ONU) me and sum buddies used to "hawg it"...
ohio northern?
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30259, RE: Fattest chick you ever boned. Posted by cc8balla, Dec-30-07 05:17 AM
Originally posted by CopperEclipse96Originally posted by vegasdsmr back in Ohio (school @ ONU) me and sum buddies used to "hawg it"... ohio northern? Lol, that's funny. Im currently fucking a chick from ONU! :D
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30279, RE: Fattest chick you ever boned. Posted by ScreaminE, Dec-30-07 05:04 PM
Fattest chick I've ever boned?
My Mom
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30286, RE: Fattest chick you ever boned. Posted by goalie40, Dec-30-07 09:00 PM
Your mom was my fattest too :)
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30290, RE: Fattest chick you ever boned. Posted by EvuLFleA, Dec-31-07 03:55 AM
Here's an article about her: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=505198&in_page_id=1811
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30293, RE: Fattest chick you ever boned. Posted by eclipse982nrRST, Dec-31-07 06:04 AM
When I was 17 I banged this chicks sister that I was seeing, she was 22 at the time and was about 175lbs probably.
Brings back funny memories, haha.
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30299, RE: Fattest chick you ever boned. Posted by Hedge, Dec-31-07 09:20 AM
she could have like 3 people sleeping with her at once, and none of them would even know anyone else was on her. she is pretty cute though, id give her a 7.
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30301, RE: Fattest chick you ever boned. Posted by bullettdsm, Dec-31-07 10:43 AM
Originally posted by goalie40 Your mom was my fattest too :)
HEY, HEY, HEY!! That is totally uncalled for. shame on you :nono
She's not THAT fat.
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30292, RE: Fattest chick you ever boned. Posted by cc8balla, Dec-31-07 04:23 AM
Originally posted by ScreaminE Fattest chick I've ever boned? My Mom
LOL
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30425, RE: Fattest chick you ever boned. Posted by vegasdsmr, Jan-02-08 06:06 AM
Originally posted by CopperEclipse96Originally posted by vegasdsmr back in Ohio (school @ ONU) me and sum buddies used to "hawg it"... ohio northern?
yup... good 'ol Ada.......
went there from 97-early 99... then moved to vegas (grad @ UNLV)...
cheers
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