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Words just can't describe it...:puke

It aint that bad, new paint and take away the wing it would be a pretty nice ride.

DAMMIT!!! I just spent 75 large on the other one. Don't know if I can get this one too...

Originally posted by WIDECLIPSE
DAMMIT!!! I just spent 75 large on the other one. Don't know if I can get this one too...

bastard, your the one who out bid me on that one. Shit...maybe i'll go for this one.

Originally posted by 95Eclipse302
It aint that bad, new paint and take away the wing it would be a pretty nice ride.

I was thinking the same way you were until I saw the pic of the car from the front-side with the doors closed and then I noticed how ugly the hood and bumper look together. It makes the car's front end look like a dolphin's beak. They did a poor choice of pairing the two. They do not flow good at all. :puke

All I would do, if I had that car, would be lose the tacky kit, the pole smoker air suspension, the buttfucking ridiculous sound system, the drug dealer wheels, and then leave the Venom 400 in the seller's trachea for those ridiculously cocky dipshit know-it-alls on CSI to find, leading them back to the Venom company, which would go out of business from all the negative publicity. After all, the product doesn't do anything, so it must be a way to get potential victims to offer their addresses and personal information, right?

And that, children, is how you make a jaded, rambling post riddled with snide sarcasm. :thumbsup

EDIT:
I've been through El Dorado a couple of times. If Shep lived there, his car might look similar. You have to keep yourself busy or you realize just what a colossal shitstain of a town you live in. He's probably selling it because there isn't but six feet of paved road in his entire town that he can drive the car on without scraping.

i can't find the bigger pics but there is just one

That is one of the most filthy engine bays ever :thumbsdown

Originally posted by eclipse_gs_1512
That is one of the most filthy engine bays ever :thumbsdown

I don't know, I bet mine is worse. :( I have to drive down dirt roads every day.

Originally posted by Dracas

Originally posted by eclipse_gs_1512 That is one of the most filthy engine bays ever :thumbsdown

I don't know, I bet mine is worse. :( I have to drive down dirt roads every day.

I should've said something more like, "most filthy engine bay in a show car ever" :P

i can't get this link to work for some reason, anybody have a pic of that yellow eclipse with the ugly ass body kit on it with like a million fins and the front mount cold air intake and the lambo doors?

ewww that thing is hideous. at least no one has put a bid on it.

I thought my engine bay looked bad, but that thing makes mine almost clean enough to eat off of.

Hey! I've seen that car before!!! Oh wait, no, that was a subway train in Brooklyn.

i can appreciate the time that went into the paintwork, but thatas about it. that paint belongs on a minitruck.

i'd still rather have that car then a bone stock 1997 rs

LOL...that car is 20 minutes away from me. Maybe I'll stop by and punch that kid in the throat for making that disgrace of a 2g.

My favorite part, is how he spend thousands and thousands on the paintjob, yet he uses some cheap seat covers. lol

GGGGGGGGGGGGG UNIITTTT!

DaT CArZZ JDM tYte Yo!!

hey, at least he is recirculating the bov right?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOD GOD! i didnt even click on the link..but the pic of the interior was enough to make me shudder

Originally posted by 96eclipse2nr
GOOOOOOOOOOOOD GOD! i didnt even click on the link..but the pic of the interior was enough to make me shudder

I know, look at the dust :P

All in all, I would use that as a donor car for my 4G63 72' Beetle swap.

Originally posted by optikal
i can appreciate the time that went into the paintwork, but thatas about it. that paint belongs on a minitruck.

Yea I can appreciate good quality work also but the guy who sprayed that shoulda said "Are you sure you want me to do this to your car or a railroad car?" I mean, I think he shoulda have gone beyond his call of duty ie:make money and tell the kid his car would be ghey after that spray. :P