so, little johnny is sitting at the kitchen table one evening finishing his dinner when his parents sneak themselves upstairs. about 20 mins goes by and johnny gets bored sitting by himself. he hears some noise coming from the parents room. the door is cracked so he pushes it open just enough to see his mother bent over the dresser and his father going to work behind her. his father notices him standing there and smiles at him confidently. johnny quickly and quietly heads down the hall. moments later mom and dad are finishing up and they here a loud banging coming from little johnny's room. dad takes a peak into johnny's room and finds grandma bent over and little johnny going to work... johhny looks at his dad and blurts out, yeah its not so FUNNY when its your mom, is it?

ha ha... i died when i heard this one

:nuts

i'll have to admit that i have a warped sense of humor... some of you already know this.

Well I found it pretty funny! Maybe you'll like this one...
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
You can hang the picture with one nail!
I absolutely love that joke, many find it offensive though lol.

Originally posted by Nightfall
Well I found it pretty funny! Maybe you'll like this one... What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with one nail! I absolutely love that joke, many find it offensive though lol.

I'm Christian (Catholic to be specific) and I find it clever, not the funniest thing, but its decent. I sure as heck wouldn't go around telling it to my mom and grandparents though... they'd have me excommunicated :whoa