I'm looking for any and all ideas to screw with somebody psychologically. :evilgrin There are a few people I would like to mess with at my workplace. I mess with a couple of them already but I am looking for better ideas. For example I have done the thing when you are talking to someone, you don't meet their eye-line. You look up at their forehead or at their ear or something. This gets some good responses.

So show me what you've got fellow 2gnt-ers. Shoot me all of your ideas.

Look at there mouth, and lick your lips or brush "something" away... like the "HAY THAT SHIT ON YOUR LIP HAS SOME SHIT ON ITS LIP" thing. When they ask be like "huh? oh oh nothin...." but dont stop lookin. Or just look kind of around them as if someone is standing behind them and thats who your really talking too. If they have a desk, slightly move items around like a stapler over like 6" I dont know about you but that kind of stuff bothers me. You can always "tell" when someones been in your room.

Originally posted by Jefusthejuggalo
If they have a desk, slightly move items around like a stapler over like 6" I dont know about you but that kind of stuff bothers me.

Yeah man. That shit pisses people off at an office. You could also change the height on their chair or the recline setting. You could also leave a few crumbs on top of their keyboard so they start asking around who's been sitting in their chair.

I know someone who acquired a friend's car key and made a copy. This individual then proceeded to move the car a few rows over, turn the lights on, roll windows down, etc. It took the victim a while to figure out the whole thing, and in the mean time she thought she was going nuts.

You wouldn't have to do something so elaborate, but the principle messes with people.

Originally posted by RSClipse9d7
I know someone who acquired a friend's car key and made a copy. This individual then proceeded to move the car a few rows over, turn the lights on, roll windows down, etc. It took the victim a while to figure out the whole thing, and in the mean time she thought she was going nuts. You wouldn't have to do something so elaborate, but the principle messes with people.

Man i'd beat the crap out of someone if they did that to me. Two things you don't mess with are a man's car and his woman.

Another thing you could do at your job is if there's a microwave that people use to warm up their lunch, you can wait until lunch time and make sure you get there first and put something frozen in there that will take 30 or more minutes to cook. You'll have everyone really pissed off.

the car thing is good one of my really good friends did that to me at work he would back in my car if I pulled in or vice versa. for over a week or move it 5 or 6 spots down. To get even I took a pic of his car and put it in craigs list for sale. I once wraped shipping plastic around my friends STI over an inch thick It took him over 45 min to cut it all off.

Some good ideas so far. Although the moving of the car thing isn't really an option at my job. I can still play off of this and move the persons toolbox. That would get a good fuss going.

Keep em coming people!

haha, here at my work everyone has there own personal logins and passwords for every program, so that your accountable for pretty much anything you do. When one of my co-workers left there computer to go to the restroom, their interoffice messaging program was left open. So I got on it and sent a message to the director that said: "I'm sorry but i can't take this anymore. I think I'm going to have to quit my job".

After that deleted the message I sent from their sent folder. Moments after they got back they had a new message from there boss asking whats wrong and why they were going to quit their job. Haha you should have seen their eyes as they read the message.

ohhh! another thing I do to people. I work in a hospital, so theres an iunlimited supply of those alcohol foam sanitizer bottles. When someones not looking or helping a patient, I would spray that foam on the earpiece of the their phone, because if you have used it, you kNow it never dissolves or anything it actually stays foam until you rub it in. Their phone would ring and they would pick it up real fast and mush that foam into their ear. HAHAHA! that or you can squirt it all over their back or in their hair and its so light they never notice its there. so funny.

My buddy shot a squirrel, taped a fork and a knife in its hands. Made a white apron for it that said "EAT MY NUTS!" and hung it from my rear view.... I started locking my doors after that.( yes this is a true story. and yes animals where harmed in the making of)

Look over their shoulder every few seconds while they're talking to you. it drive them nuts.