Got this in my work email today???...I think I need to have a talk with the IT guys. Feel free to have fun with this fellas...

From: "david zongo" <david_zongo144@hotmail.fr> Add to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
Subject: From Mr. David, Awaiting your reply and call
Date: Fri, 29 Jun 2007 16:53:30 +0000
Mr David Zongo
The Manager of Audit & Account Department,
AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK (A.D.B.)
Ouagadougou, Burkina-Faso.
Dear Friend,
Please read carefully, This is secret and confidential.

I hope that you are well today. I am the Manager of Audit and account dept of our bank, with due respect i decided to contact you over this business financial transaction worth the sum of FIFTEEN MILLION, TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS ( 15.2Million usd ) in other to entrust this fund into your bank account.

This is an abandoned fund that belongs to the one of our bank customers who died along with his entire family on 30th July,2000 in a plane crash disaster.

Website ( http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm )

I was very fortune to meet the deceased file when i was arranging the old and abandoned customers files of 2000-2001 in other to submit to the bank managements accordingly for documentation purposes. Following our banking financial policy, it was obviously indicated and signed law fully that if such money remains unclaimed after Eight years without somebody been a foreigner apply and claim the fund as the next of kin , the money will be transferred into the Bank Treasury as an unclaimed fund.

So the request of you as a foreigner is necessarily needed for this claim because a citizen of Burkina Faso cannot come forward to claim the fund since the law does not permit an indigene to claim such fund Since the real beneficary of the fund is died , the bank are expecting the next of kin to apply for the release of the fund for him or her without delay but unfortunately i learnt through the investigations which I carried out that there is nobody behind who can come and claim the fund.

Therefore i want you to assist and apply to the bank with your reliable bank account details where our bank will transfer the fund into and immediately the fund is transferred into your account ,i will share the fund according to the percentage indicated below.

(50%) of the total fund will be for me, (40%) for you in provision of the Bank account and assistance, while (5%) will be for unexpected expenses during the transfer, and (5%) will be preserved for helping the helpless people, like charity organization and motherless babies.

Thereafter you will help me to visit your country for sharing the money according to the percentage indicated above.

And for the immediate transfer of this fund into your bank account as arranged, you must apply first to the bank as the only existing next of kin to the deceased customer and after approval which will take place immediately as you applied, the transfer of the fund into your nominated bank account will proceed. Please note that you should keep this business as Top Secret until you confirm the transfer into the bank account which you will provide. And there is NO RISK in this business if you can be following my instructions as an insider here in the bank.

The bank will forward to you all necessary documents related to the transfer and which will prove that you make a legal claim of inheritance.

And i want you to assure me solemnly that you are a trsutwothy,reliable,honest and capable to avoid cheating me in this business. If you are really sure of your integerity, Reply and call me through my private line on +226 7637 9105 immediatelly you receive this mail for more detailed information on how the process to transfer the fund into your account will be. Am looking forward hearing from you.

Yours faithfully,
Mr David Zongo

DO IT!



jk

I saw this on Dateline where they busted the guy in S. Africa. Unfortunately there was no jurisdiction and they just let him go.

someone call the number and tell them that you were in that plane crash or something stupid like that.

Can I borrow a few bucks for some mickey d's?

I dont think i've ever opened any email that wasn't expected from somebody i know. "you have won eleventy billion dollars, click to claim" type shit doesn't fly too well. I wish yahoo would target them before they come in so i dont have to waste precious minutes of my time going through pages of junk via 'select all/delete'. Just fire a rocket up their ass and be done with it.

We stop terrorists in their tracks all the time but these scams just float around taunting us with empty promises.

I wish they had that system like that for psycho girlfriends too.

If you have gmail, just report them as phishing so that other gmail users that don't know, will be warned prior.

"Motherless babies."

When bored at work, these are always fun to read. http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm

lol I got one recently too. The guy even sent me a false check through DHL of $999. Then he threatened to call the police on me if I didnt respond.