Anything freaky happen to anyone yet?

I've managed to waste an entire day at work with the VP and he hasn't said anything to me yet. I also lost my work cell phone.

I work at a childcare, and the children are crazier than hell today... thank god for lunch breaks.

I airbrushed some cleavage today......

oh yeah, thats my job

I saw an octopus come out of a woman's vagina...

Actually I just heard about it. Like last week.

well, better than some, but not quite as interesting as others... A guy that works on a machine in the corner of my dept had a hydraulic line break and managed to douse everything within 20ft(including the ceiling) in oil. I've been cleaning up the slippery mess for the past 2 hrs.

I'm in Texas and the news says there will be hail the size of baseballs, and massive amounts of rain etc.

And a tornado is coming through where my parents live. I picked the wrong day to come home. :(

Originally posted by dsmmyth
I'm in Texas and the news says there will be hail the size of baseballs, and massive amounts of rain etc. And a tornado is coming through where my parents live. I picked the wrong day to come home. :(

And I'm headed out on the bike }(

It looks like the storm's spreading from SA to almost Dallas. I'm hoping it only brushes the north side of town (where I live), but I'm headed south the the bike fest.

**EDIT**
Shit, it looks like it's stretched from SA to Texarkana.

Yea my son took a shit that came out of his diaper :)

Originally posted by eclipse982nrRST
Yea my son took a shit that came out of his diaper :)

That has nothing to do with Friday the 13th. My son does that occasionally. :(

All up his back a couple times. Ugh.

i woke up today with a bunch of fuckin bitemarks on my chest from a couple girls who i didnt bang...that fuckin blew

i got a horrible sunburn at the long beach grand prix

my dumbass friend forgot where he was so me and another friend were stuck by our bikes waitin for him to leave the race...yea that took fuckin 2 hours at night.

its only fuckin 11:30pm and my night is pretty much done.

this is fuckin brokeback

ah well, im back at the grand prix tomorrow...guess ill start over like groundhod day

Didn't realize it was Friday the 13th until I was already in bed falling asleep to the History Channel. :shrug

didn't lose a single game of beer pong. that has its ups and downs. jumping up in celebration and falling down and hurting myself. nothing like beer pong with cpt morgan tatoo n coke in the cups.

and that baby crap thing is gross, ah can't wait to have kids.

My Friday the 13th was the freakiest, bar none. I washed the Evo in the afternoon so I could drive my oldest son to the school dance in it. When I got back, I walked into the house and went to the kitchen to put the keys away, and there stood Dino, Thura, and Driggs. W.T.F.

I'm sure there will be an informative "Greg's an old fucker" thread soon enough, but the cliff notes version is that my wife threw me a huge surprise party for my 40th b-day; the boys flew into town to surpise me (surpise #1 - mission accomplished), we drank - a lot, and then went to a phony company dinner for her work that turned out to be a huge party with food, a band, a stripper, and tons of people (surprise #2 - mission accomplished). Of course we drank LOTS more there (I love my Patron!). Much fun was had, and there are some pretty good pics floating around too. Tony, you totally missed it bro!

A guy couldn't ask for better friends, thanks fellas! :cheers

Happy Birthday. :cheers Sounds like you got a good wife there.

I was wondering why it seemed so quiet around here this weekend, apparently everyone's just getting drunk while I sit here procrastinating for a few presentations I have to put together

Originally posted by 992gntTony, you totally missed it bro! A guy couldn't ask for better friends, thanks fellas! :cheers

You don't even know how bad I wanted to go man!! Unfortunately, the house deal was too good to pass up and there was no way I wouldn't been able to afford it. Sounds like it was a great time and you had lots of fun! Can't wait for the pics!!!
Happy birthday Greg. :cheers

Originally posted by 992gnt
I walked into the house and went to the kitchen to put the keys away, and there stood Dino, Thura, and Driggs. W.T.F.

Haha. I flew half way across the country to party with Greg and managed to spend the first hour of the party on the phone discussing business with KaptainMyke. Haha. When I got voted most die hard 2GNTer all those years ago, I had no idea what I was getting myself into! Haha...

Stab. :order

Originally posted by DR1665
Haha... Stab. :order

Yar.

:afro

I got a BJ from my g/f thats freaky!! (rare)

I got pulled over for making left turn on red at the light infront of my house!!Unbealiveble!! This is just unreal, i can't bealive, i just can't! It was friday 13th so i just told myself "whatever,bed luck" and ended up drunk like ass in my buddy house.

Originally posted by Jamesta
I got pulled over for making left turn on red at the light infront of my house!!Unbealiveble!! This is just unreal, i can't bealive, i just can't! It was friday 13th so i just told myself "whatever,bed luck" and ended up drunk like ass in my buddy house.

Wait, why's it unbelievable that you got pulled over for making an illegal turn?

Couse it was green when i went thrue the cross road and in the mean time the ligth become yellow and red, for the time that i was in the the middle of the road,waiting for way between the other cars to make my turn.It was triky situation he could let me go, but u know bored town cops.
There are 3 lights in my town one of them is right on the corner next to my driveway.And if u want to go downtown you have to make left turn or u have to go right and turn somewhere between the streets which is realy anoing.Im turning left every day atleast 10 times and never had problems till fraiday.It is small town everybody knows everybody u know.Cops know my car and i know them, i just get lucky with bored BANME! who is traing to earn some points infront the chief.

I know this is a little late but I've been busy. Mine started out with my girls mustang tranny locking up .Then on the way home my 03 galant tranny crapped out. :( Talk about a sucky day!