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mild2007 has entered the room
mild2007> wats up people ?
mild2007> does anyone know where i can find a 1995 non turbo eagle talon engine for sale ?
whodatt1 has entered the room
mild2007> sup whodatt1
thedawg> http://car-part.com
mild2007> thanx
thedawg> and good luck, theyre rare. usually about $900-1000
mild2007> thanx i got the money for it
DarkOne> Whole engine, or just a shortblock, what?
mild2007> the whole thing
DarkOne> Why?
mild2007> b/c i blew the engine
thedawg> the whole thing ;)
mild2007> some wat
DarkOne> :shrug whatever. Your money.
mild2007> yea kool


(to DarkOne) i m a toonr but mah parentz paies the billz
(to DarkOne) buhsidez ill just not put oil in thiz one eithur
mild2007> but its funny the last owner blew it and sold it for 250
DarkOne> I still fail to se how "blowing" the motor necessitates replacing the entire powerplant.
DarkOne> Hey, i'll buy it from you for $400.
thedawg> $500.
thedawg> and ill throw in some APC underbody neons and a license plate holder
mild2007> i put too much into the car
mild2007> to sell it
mild2007> got the underbody neons already
thedawg> rad
(from DarkOne) OMFG
(to DarkOne) do i win?
DarkOne> Are they those kickass AutoZone brand?
(to DarkOne) :order
DarkOne> I have an erection for AutoZone underbody Neons.
mild2007> yea
thedawg> kickass
DarkOne> Wish I could afford those.
DarkOne> I just got a $10 inverter and used some x-mas lights :(
thedawg> darkone you dont make enough powah to use neons
mild2007> they were free for me my dad works there
thedawg> maybe when youre a real toonr you can compete with the rest of us
thedawg> me and mild know whats up. 8)
mild2007> u kno it


DarkOne> I'll get there one day. I need a headr and a cold-air. And a wing.
mild2007> well if u want u can look on google then click on the froggle link and type that in to find it
whodatt1> on another note.. just got my bodykit in.. and graphix
thedawg> youre gonna need headers man, just the one isnt going to cut it
mild2007> thats true
(to DarkOne) ok now hes fucking with us.
mild2007> i found some headers for 3 something
(from whodatt1) nahh he can't be that stupid.. he's just playing along.
thedawg> damn, were they chrome?
DarkOne> Whoa, chrome
mild2007> yea
(to whodatt1) nobody is THIS dumb
mild2007> they got some black 2
DarkOne> omg. only 3 something/
thedawg> oh dude chrome headers would be SIIIICK
mild2007> http://froogle.google.com/froogle?q=1995+Eagle+Talon+Headers&hl=en&btnG=Search+Froogle&lmode=unknown
(from DarkOne) The sad thing is... no.. no he isn't.
mild2007> check'em out
(to DarkOne) yikes.
(from DarkOne) oh WOW. $167!
(to DarkOne) thats PER HEADER. YOU NEED 2!!!
DarkOne> oh WOW. $167!
(from DarkOne) heh, d'oh.
mild2007> yea
DarkOne> Damn, i'm gonna be selling a lotta dope to get that.
thedawg> but you need two darkone, one for the intake side and one for the exhaust side
(from whodatt1) OMG!


thedawg> mild- what other mods you got? your whip sounds bitchin
mild2007> thats right
mild2007> well i got a 3 inch exhaust
mild2007> got 4 12's in the back
thedawg> nice
mild2007> turned upside down
DarkOne> :-o
mild2007> i got a new clutch kit
mild2007> boost control
mild2007> i got a grey paint job
(to DarkOne) bondo is grey right?
DarkOne> Oh man, like, primer grey? That's tight
mild2007> u kno it with the blue neons
thedawg> yeah i saw that in sport compact car, they painted it primer black
mild2007> yea


DarkOne> that's coo
DarkOne> oh, wait.. "that's koo" .. forgot it's with a K.
mild2007> i gotta give my props to my boi alex he help me out with most of it
thedawg> werd up
DarkOne> What'd he do, tighten a clamp?
thedawg> darkone youre such a poser
thedawg> dont hate


DarkOne> Seriously. WTF have you really done to your car? neons? Spraypainted it grey? Sweet jesus. A retarded fucking monkey on meth could install neons and a sub.
DarkOne> And you think that's COOL? Holy fucking shit man, i LOOK for you people when I'm out in my Eclipse, just so i can toy with you.
mild2007> ur talkin to me ?
DarkOne> What's next, big Aluminum wing?
mild2007> darkone who u talkin to ?
DarkOne> 3" exhaust on a NA car?
*DarkOne* explodes
mild2007> well i see u like to run ur fuckin mouth i'll blow ur ass away in my other car
whodatt1> I'm just starting.. sold my stock muffler and got aone with a 4" opening for airflow.
DarkOne> Fucking A.
DarkOne> How many neons and subs on that one?
DarkOne> Dude, you're just some fucking kid with no mechanical ability and no sense of good taste. You want a whole motor, go to car-part.com or call up partsdinosaur and fix what you fucked up and go the fuck away.

whodatt1> Hey Darkone what have you done to your car? you say its fast.
Star_Turbo_Talon has entered the room
(to Star_Turbo_Talon) dude hold up dinos about to go off
EvuLFleA> darkone is nothing but a 14 year old computer nerd
DarkOne> lolzers. yeah.
(to Star_Turbo_Talon) theres a knob in here thats totally fast n furious its awesome
mild2007> i believe so i'll blow ur lil bitty weed eater engine away
(from Star_Turbo_Talon) hahahah


mild2007> i'll pull out my Mustang
mild2007> and tear that lil car apart
thedawg> oooohhh snap!
sek95GS> i wanna know why he's looking for a header if he has "boost control"
DarkOne> I like my little bitty 2.5L motor, thanks.
DarkOne> and my little To4E turbocharger.
mild2007> wow u dont want my troubles ur lil 2.5 cant hang with a mach 1 fucker
(to sek95GS) im hoping he's going to really blow
(to sek95GS) this ones too good
(from sek95GS) im thinking he will
DarkOne> Yoiu're just some 18 year old punk dude. I'll smoke your daddy's money, drink you under the table, fuck your girlfriend, and then pound you in the ass with a crowbar because you're still young enough to be cute.
(to sek95GS) see? :D
(from sek95GS) yeah i saw :D
DarkOne> Oh, so you're gonna get the keys from Daddy? Is he gonna beat me up too?
whodatt1> but he has a mach 1!
mild2007> yea right try to touch me i got something for u
mild2007> i dont think ur ready for me and its not my dads car its mine
EvuLFleA> omg pics of the mach 1 plz
DarkOne> Fuck off kid. We're professionals here. We actually know what we're doing. Even Terry here.
EvuLFleA> not me though


mild2007> well u like to run ur fuckin mouth alot
whodatt1> I would like pics of the mach 1 also.. them cars are da shit.
mild2007> ight hold on
DarkOne> Only to fucking BANME!s like you who thik its cool to make those of us who fucking know what we're doing look like fucking ricer BANME!s.
DarkOne> SELL. YOUR. CAR.
Star_Turbo_Talon> mach one? its a fuckign mustang..kinda liek a tampon every pussy hasone
Star_Turbo_Talon> small block at that
DarkOne> Buy some fucking Civic to ricer out, don't make a mockery of a fucking DSM. Idiot.
mild2007> well wen i beat u in it i'll have ur gurls pussy
DarkOne> Dude, my girl would eat you ALIVE.
Star_Turbo_Talon> eh you better learn who you are mouthing to before you drive that mouth of yours
mild2007> i'll do wtf i want to ur not nobody
DarkOne> Jesus, that's be fucking great. Some 17, 18 year old kid with ANY of the girls I date.. omfg, hahahaha
DarkOne> I'm not?
whodatt1> the guy has a mach 1 and headders with exhaust on his DSM man.. give him props.
DarkOne> Neons are tight.
Star_Turbo_Talon> no your right i not, i am just another guy witha prostreet superbee turning 10.2 in a quarter
DarkOne> Oh, and those upside down subs, jesus Horacio christ that's hot.
EvuLFleA> darkone iz just a pussy man i will fuck ur gilrz omg
mild2007> ur right he's a pussy
whodatt1> lol
DarkOne> Yeah, i'm a pussy.
DarkOne> I'm the pussy that's about to kick you smooth the fuck outta here :D
DarkOne> ...but I'm still having fun.
mild2007> wat ever


DarkOne> Do you even know anything about a 420A?
DarkOne> Anything?
DarkOne> Can you install SHIT on a 2GNT without some bunblefucking retard friend helping you?
DarkOne> Seriously. DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HOW AN INTERNAL COMBUSTION ENGINE WORKS AT ALL?
DarkOne> Fuck.
DarkOne> :puke
DarkOne> Nah man, i'm just fuckin with you. My shit's stock. I phear your mach 1. My girl thinks you're cute.

Star_Turbo_Talon> I aminto mopars, sorry not interested in mustangs
mild2007> its kool
mild2007> u dont have to b
*DarkOne* goes to get a snack
Star_Turbo_Talon> fucking with him, thats Dino
Star_Turbo_Talon> runnign your mouth like some uninformed pile of horse shit or puddle of wasted oil isnt smart when you have no idea who your talking shit to
Star_Turbo_Talon> people liek yu give mustangs the bad name they have
Star_Turbo_Talon> you belong in some sort of riced out honda
mild2007> and y is that b/c u kno ur car cant touch mine ?
Star_Turbo_Talon> lol yeah ok come to chicago rt 66 and put 1000. on it
Star_Turbo_Talon> i would be happy for a grudge match
Star_Turbo_Talon> just warning, i do not open the hood
mild2007> wat u hidein ?
DarkOne> ;-)
DarkOne> I'll open my hood. You don't have any fucking idea what you're looking at anyway.
Star_Turbo_Talon> i have way to much money under the hood to revel that, after the run i will be happy to show you
mild2007> nah i dont roll like that
Star_Turbo_Talon> if your car is built heavily then what are you worried about
thedawg> how do u roll dog?
mild2007> i'm not worried about nothin
Star_Turbo_Talon> i will run you with street tires and no bottle
Star_Turbo_Talon> then stop talking shit, put up or shut up
mild2007> well that askin for trouble
mild2007> ok i'ma save up so i can make that happend
Star_Turbo_Talon> how is it asking for trouble, its leagal on a track
Star_Turbo_Talon> save up? what are you some kid?
Star_Turbo_Talon> 1000. is cheap
mild2007> well i got more things to do in my life
Star_Turbo_Talon> yeah me too like a mortgage
Star_Turbo_Talon> I cant justify turning the car over for less than 1k
mild2007> i got a family to take care of
Star_Turbo_Talon> than stop runnign your mouth liek an irresposible jackass
mild2007> i didnt say i was irresposible jack ass dats y i said i had to save up
Star_Turbo_Talon> if you have a family and dont have 1k in the bank, you arent a very well prepared individual
mild2007> mabey i have more then 1k in the bank
Star_Turbo_Talon> then whats your problem?
mild2007> i just cant up and leave
mild2007> i got a job u kno
Star_Turbo_Talon> its called vacation time.....get a job with benefits
mild2007> i got vacation time
mild2007> its durin the summer time


Star_Turbo_Talon> I hope you have an ncredible amount of money in this fucked on race day car......
Star_Turbo_Talon> if your not pushing more than 600hp your going to be humiliated
mild2007> trust me
mild2007> u should rasie that up a lil i'm pushin 750hp


Star_Turbo_Talon> good this could be interesting, NO restriction on fuel
mild2007 has left the room


Star_Turbo_Talon> lmao
Star_Turbo_Talon> Dino should fear this guy real bad
Star_Turbo_Talon> he will out bench race dino so badly

Damn you guys were harsh on my little bro. No wondering he's been in the garage all day with a rubber mallet banging on his valvecover... He kept muttering about a race and 750hp... :nono

Pretty funny, pretty funny.

Originally posted by thedawg
(to Star_Turbo_Talon) dude hold up dinos about to go off

This is my favorite part.

I always miss the good stuff. x(

Originally posted by DR1665

Originally posted by thedawg (to Star_Turbo_Talon) dude hold up dinos about to go off

This is my favorite part.

I agree, Funny as hell!

damn... thats great, I bet that kid jumped in his "mach 1" which is about as real as mine and took a good rip.

MUAHAHAHAHA That is funny!!!

Stupid ricers...

As painful as it is to read so much Anti-Ford propaganda, that kid kinda had it coming. What's funny about this is I just had a discussion with a co-worker about what exactly constitutes 'rice' when I should have just reffered him to this thread.

And Dino, easy on the crowbar, you don't wanna bend it up inside some kids rectum, that's like $15 down the drain.

Dino. You're the best. But seriously make sure the Mustang isn't a rotary, w/ pistons, headers, and what not. Those are the best kinds.

I had a bad day. Sue me.

I bet he was still young enough to be cute, though. And my crowbar's been lonely.

That's some funny shit. What's up with messing with the BANME!s lately?

FUCK how the hell do i miss all the good shit???

lol
you guys would have a FIELD day with the kids around where I live. I know I do.
That was hilarious.

Well shit where was I when this was going on.

FUK.

Normally I would have been in there, but not anymore thanks to work cracking down on the "internet policy". We get a new boss who has been working with us for years knowing that we frequent the internet when we are caught up with work, and as soon as he gets some power he denies us.

Suck.


http://www.dsmregistry.com/detail.php?carid=1030

I saw Dino say "lolz".

I'm usually in there too, but I missed this one.

Laughed so hard I had to stop reading it at the chrome headers part to get my breathing machine out, and then finished it...

Originally posted by thedawg

absolutely fucking hilarious

Originally posted by AJM
Laughed so hard I had to stop reading it at the chrome headers part to get my breathing machine out, and then finished it...

Wait. What?

Originally posted in Chat
mild2007> i gotta give my props to my boi alex he help me out with most of it

Originally posted in AJM's profile
Username AJM
Name Alex
Gender male

Are you this mystery Alex?

HAHAHA Dino you are awesome.
Are they the sweet AutoZone Brand Neons????
I need to get into the chat. lol.

lol, thats funny. Maybe I should give that chat a try.

whoa, uber...zombies and old threads. wtf is going on here.

in........

Originally posted by turbo8u
whoa, uber...zombies and old threads. wtf is going on here.

What's up Josh?

Originally posted by Uberingram

Originally posted by turbo8u whoa, uber...zombies and old threads. wtf is going on here.

What's up Josh?

just running around naked pretending im sane

Originally posted by turbo8u

Originally posted by Uberingram

Originally posted by turbo8u whoa, uber...zombies and old threads. wtf is going on here.

What's up Josh?

just running around naked pretending im sane

Titties. Wanna cyber?

Don't know if you guys picked up on this line but I laughed a bit when I read it. Couldn't tell if Darkone was giving Terry a compliment or what.

Originally posted by thedawg
DarkOne> Fuck off kid. We're professionals here. We actually know what we're doing. Even Terry here.

Originally posted by Fallen4ng31

LMAO!!!

"In before the lock" is hilarious!

-Christopher

Originally posted by Darkone (in chat)
Yoiu're just some 18 year old punk dude. I'll smoke your daddy's money, drink you under the table, fuck your girlfriend, and then pound you in the ass with a crowbar because you're still young enough to be cute.

Greatest thing that has ever been said in 2gnt chat EVAR! Hands down.. if you argue you should be banned.

edit: oh ya.. I.B.T.L.

:facepalm

Originally posted by thedawg
DarkOne> bunblefucking retard

I stand corrected, some three years later. That was the funniest thing ever.