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Forum nameThe Pits v3.1
Topic subjectMafia Money
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12722, Mafia Money
Posted by Malenko, Jul-23-06 10:38 PM
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him out of ten million bucks; his bookkeeper is deaf. It was considered an occupational benefit, and the reason he got the job in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything that he'd ever have to testify about in court. When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million bucks, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.

The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?"

The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million bucks is hidden.

The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."

The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."

That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper’s temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!"

The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"

The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"

The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"

The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
12723, RE: Mafia Money
Posted by kain_99gs, Jul-24-06 12:08 AM
eh :scratch
12728, RE: Mafia Money
Posted by DR1665, Jul-24-06 04:13 AM
FUCKIN LAWYERS! LOL
12731, RE: Mafia Money
Posted by Blizare, Jul-24-06 05:42 AM
12735, RE: Mafia Money
Posted by youkickedmydog, Jul-24-06 06:42 AM
lol thats a good one
12739, RE: Mafia Money
Posted by j_eclipse96, Jul-24-06 09:46 AM
Heard this one in an old Maxim for the first time awhile ago, but its a good 'un.
12743, RE: Mafia Money
Posted by BlackMagic, Jul-24-06 11:02 AM
Lol that's great.