A while ago I was at the doctors office in the waiting room and there was a black couple with twins. One was named Sir Michael and the other... Simian. Poor kid. Why would his parents do this?

Like naming your kid Richard if your last name is Trickle. What the fuck were his parents thinking?

I knew a dude named Moe Lester, true story, went to school with his brother. To further increase the humor of the story it took me three months to figure it out, then finally in the middle of a Biology test it finally hit me and I exclaimed aloud, "Oh I get it, MOLESTER!!" The teacher didn't know what to say.

Guy comes into my work named... (drum roll).... Dick Swisher. No not richard, really his first name is Dick. Nother one was Maximus Tingle.

There was an Aurelie Hardin that went to my school.

An attorney in town's name is Richard Dick...He goes by Dick

That's kinda redundant, HA!

I went to a school with a kid who's name was, and I'm not joking, Mike Hunt, he also had a brother named Eric.

Also worked with a guy recently named Chodor, I laughed every time I heard that one.