I truly hate people.

I got egged again! But not by a drunk college student this time, some white trash piece of shit (yes, I'm going to assume here) on my way to work. I would have loved to pull over and beat the ever loving shit out of somebody, but I had to work and I have more self control than that.

Here is the kicker, I had my windows down, so there is not only egg all over the side of my truck, but all over the leather too!


I hope that person chokes on an egg and dies. Yes, I'm pissed off.

Maybe he smelled coolant and thought you could use the egg to stop the leak in your radiator. White trash, ghetto types are usually very adept at diagnosing problems with General Motors products. Fixing them, however, is another sad, sad story of sloth and applesauce.

Sorry, man.

I was almost arrested for beating up a 17 year old mexican kid who egged my car on halloween night.

I forget what happened, I think my girlfriend dumped me or something along those lines where I was having an extremely bad day, and then bam, egg....luckily I didn't have any weapon on me.

might I suggest one attach a pulley driven air compressor and carry a nail gun in the car at all times, just a thought :shrug

Let me make a suggestion here.... Call your insurance company and add "Comprehensive" coverage to your policy. It is very CHEAP even at full or $100 deductible, claims made under that specific coverage (like yours would be) are never held against you. let the egg remains sit in the sun for a while and you'll need a new paint job, and the insurance co. would foot the bill. I will bet you it adds no more then $10 a month to you policy. Just dont say i want " full coverage" to be added on my policy. Tell them you want JUST Comprehensive added and NO collision. Collision is the expensive one of the two.

Smart idea he has. I'd hate to see some company deny this kind of claim and see the person with egg on their face, so to speak... :-\

I belive that I have comprehensive already. But I washed it off. The only thing is that where one of the eggs hit, you can see primer.

Originally posted by 95_ESi_Person
I belive that I have comprehensive already. But I washed it off. The only thing is that where one of the eggs hit, you can see primer.

At lest report that..see what happens? :shrug

I washed it off, BUT... I never got to cleaning the seats and interior yet. I don't want the hassle of going through an insurance company if the perpetraitor is not paying for any of it.

The only way I'd be satisfied is if 1) They gave me cash straight up for cleaning/repairs (then do it myself). or 2) I beat the ever loving shit out of the fucktard that did this.

Since I don't know who did it, nor exactly WHERE it happened, I'm at a loss. I just know I'm driving listening to some tunes and BAM.