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Topic subject I still got it after 29 years.
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10356, I still got it after 29 years.
Posted by 95greenhrcgs, Jun-05-06 06:59 PM
So my twin brother and I go to our friends wedding this past Sat. My bro and I are identical twins, named Jon and Jeremy, just like in the movie Wedding Crashers.

Long story short, we are at dinner and this older lady, prob about late 40's is sitting next to me. We talk, have a good time at dinner, then we part ways and mingle with others.

Bout 20 mins later, I am sitting talking to my older brother, and she wanders up with a snifter of Red Label ( which I dont drink ) and a cigar. Well we ended up sharing the Scotch and cigar, and shooting the shit. WASTED!!!!! Next thing you know, I am making out with this lady at the reception, and later at a ritzy hotel, that happens to be having a Ferrari gathering. I mean 100's of Ferrari's. Dino's, 550 Maranello's, 348's 512TR's etc etc etc, and a Gallardo, Bentley and some Porsche's.
Apparently I gave her my cell # cause she keeps calling and texting.

What a crazy night. Just thought I would share.

Totally Stiflers mom from American Pie.
10357, RE: I still got it after 29 years.
Posted by DarkOne, Jun-05-06 07:09 PM
Originally posted by 95greenhrcgs
Dino's


This is why. Somehow, i am always involved.
10358, RE: I still got it after 29 years.
Posted by eclipzGST, Jun-05-06 07:26 PM
You were wasted and you didn't hit it because?...
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Posted by micyek, Jun-06-06 02:14 AM
older chicks rock...'cause they know it's not gonna break.
10369, RE: I still got it after 29 years.
Posted by youkickedmydog, Jun-06-06 02:57 AM
You are a god among men.
10371, RE: I still got it after 29 years.
Posted by WIDECLIPSE, Jun-06-06 03:09 AM
I would have beat her like she stole something, especially if you were at a hotel. Beat it, then change your number.
10466, RE: I still got it after 29 years.
Posted by EvuLFleA, Jun-07-06 08:31 AM
Originally posted by micyek
older chicks rock...'cause they know it's not gonna break.


That's fuckin funny.

10375, RE: I still got it after 29 years.
Posted by MR BLUNT 2gnt, Jun-06-06 04:19 AM
Originally posted by 95greenhrcgs
Totally Stiflers mom from American Pie.


Before or after she got horribly fat?

NJ man, I'd like to lay some pipe around the milf community as well, older women are FREAKS dood. You should at least hit it once.
10379, RE: I still got it after 29 years.
Posted by Keith2172, Jun-06-06 05:08 AM
Originally posted by 95greenhrcgs
Dino's


Dear God! How many are there?!? :whoa
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Posted by mike_d, Jun-06-06 05:38 AM
you are officially a ...

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Posted by cougar694u, Jun-06-06 05:44 AM
Originally posted by mike_d
you are officially a ...


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10392, RE: I still got it after 29 years.
Posted by micyek, Jun-06-06 06:30 AM
Originally posted by cougar694u
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Posted by DR1665, Jun-06-06 07:47 AM
Haha. Niiice.
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Posted by turbo8u, Jun-07-06 05:47 AM
LOL

"cougar model includes built-in bottle opener"

gnarly

edit: yea red label is garbage, its all about the green label ;)