Originally posted by DarkOne
I wish there were an instant cure for the common hangover.

Granted! However the cure is made from pieces of your brain. You are in a permanent comatose for them to slowly extract particles of your brain for the cure, while everyone else enjoys constant hangover free drunkenism with many 18 year old big breasted blondes making very ill advised decisions with the amount of men they sleep with.

I wish I was not 1 beer away from my fridge being empty...