Stupid forum game I saw elsewhere that had me rolling...

Here are the rules:

• Somebody makes a wish.
  
• The next person grants that wish...
  
• but in a way that makes the wish suck, and...
  
• follows it up with their wish.
  

Side note: the idea is to have fun with this, not to come up with an incorruptible wish.

So anyway, to start:

I wish I had a snack.