Originally posted by CustomGS

Originally posted by 420a-Tnthewerks

Originally posted by Nine5eclipse03

Originally posted by WIDECLIPSE I took a dump one time and it felt like it was really going to be a big one. I wiped and turned around thinking I had just broken some kind of record and then there was nothing there. It's like it disappeared or something. I was kinda dissapointed I didn't get to see that monstrosity.

It happens lol. It probably followed the hole where it flushes. You probably pushed too hard sending it into premature flush. lol

HAHA. There was this one time I felt a pain in my stomach and I thought, "eh, I'm gonna have to poop in a sec." Well about 2 seconds later this pain became such a horrible feeling that I DROPPED to the floor and CRAWLED to the bathroom. About 5 minutes later I did a look around to see not one, but 2 monstrosities that I couldn't believe just came out of me. I'm talking at least two 10 inchers.

O>M>G LMAO!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by youkickedmydogthis guy I work with is a poop factory.

He called him a "poop factory" lololol I used to work at a machine shop with my best friend and a couple other guys. I used to take little boxes and seal the whole inside of the box with packing tape, poop in it and leave under whatever machine they were working at. They would wonder all day long where the poop smell was coming from. lol One time i sealed the box and mailed it to my own shop so my friend would open it!! it was awesome!

There are numerous indications of anti-social behavior demonstrated by the actions outlined in this post. A further anti-social action that I feel compelled to suggest is Dry-Docking. If you are unfamiliar with the term, Dry-Docking is when a person removes the lid to the toilet resevoir, empties it's contents by flushing, and then drops a duece in there rather than the bowl. Think of it as the exact opposite to the 3000 Flushes toilet bowl cleaner. This is especially handy when you are a guest in the home of a complete and utter asshole.