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68772, R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by miedosoracing, Feb-19-04 03:15 AM
Here you go guys and gals. The semi finished project (the true final product will have a carbon fiber intake from front to back). Still have lots to test and work on, but everyone wanted pics. The box has some specialties in it, and mounts where the old airbox use to be. Then 4 wires to hook up. Battery positive, negative, Tach wire, and the Ign wire. I will be testing this weekend, and will post info, and then soon will be dynoing infront of the DSMers here, and a couple of lucky one's from the 2Gnt group. Let the crap fly.
http://www.paylessinsurance.org/Miedosoracing
68773, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by SilClipse95, Feb-19-04 03:48 AM
what exactly does it do...sorry , call me stupid...thanks, BRIAN

68776, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by a_miller_76, Feb-19-04 04:23 AM
It's another attempt at the electric turbo concept :rolleyes
68777, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by etx, Feb-19-04 04:29 AM
Good luck with that. :rolleyes
68778, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by SilClipse95, Feb-19-04 04:56 AM
bahahaahaha lol

68780, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by miedosoracing, Feb-19-04 05:05 AM
Just remember this all you doubters. Electric is the future of things in general. Fuel is getting high priced and with the people all mad about the air and stuff. Look at all the electrical stuff coming into play. Look at the new Eclipse they are talking about. Electrical assisted AWD. as someone has posted. "Closed minded people always open their big mouths."
68784, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by a_miller_76, Feb-19-04 05:36 AM
Originally posted by miedosoracing
Just remember this all you doubters. Electric is the future of things in general. Fuel is getting high priced and with the people all mad about the air and stuff. Look at all the electrical stuff coming into play. Look at the new Eclipse they are talking about. Electrical assisted AWD. as someone has posted. "Closed minded people always open their big mouths."


Okay, smartass, if electric is the wave of the future then why are you wasting your time making something for an internal combustion engine? When we all convert to electric or hydrogen cell engines we won't need turbo's of any kind.
68785, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by BoostedGS, Feb-19-04 05:40 AM
Originally posted by a_miller_76
Okay, smartass, if electric is the wave of the future then why are you wasting your time making something for an internal combustion engine? When we all convert to electric or hydrogen cell engines we won't need turbo's of any kind.


LMAO!! Owned! :+
68788, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by miedosoracing, Feb-19-04 05:45 AM
Its the future, I didn't say it is right now. This is here and now. What ever. Forget it. Everyone is so smart here.
68790, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by DarkOne, Feb-19-04 05:47 AM
No, we're just smart enough to know that that's not going to work.

But of course, you've got the market cornered. They come in to buy a park bench wing, they leave with a park bench wing and a donkey dick electric intake. Bonus.
68789, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by MARKUS, Feb-19-04 05:45 AM
Yes!! I love reading these crazy posts!:thumbsup
68791, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by miedosoracing, Feb-19-04 06:00 AM
At what point do you consider it not working, or it works? If it gives more than a cold air intake, isn't it working? If it gives 30 horsepower is it working? I just need to know what you consider working. BBBBBllllaaaahhh never mind. Thought people were alittle more open minded. I got some nice pm's before about this. I'm out of here.
68797, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by BoostedGS, Feb-19-04 06:42 AM
Show is some proof that it works and prove us wrong then. We're all just skeptical because there are so many of these types of devices on the market right now that don't work, and you can easily make a LOT more power with a turbo or nitrous.

And I'm sorry, but your design does not look like it's gonna work IMO. I'd be more willing to believe this site.... www.electricsupercharger.com
68798, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by 95_ESi_Person, Feb-19-04 06:52 AM
I'd think that the fan would have to be at varying speeds during engine operation to match the existing air flow. if the fan is only turned on when you want a boost, you'd really be loosing power because of some object blocking the airflow in the intake, thus, less air getting into the engine -----> LOSS OF POWER!

anyway, the amount of current needed to provide even a small amount of "boost" would be enough where the engine would have to work HARDER to turn the alternator that you just put an extra huge load on. ----> loss of power.


sorry man... the only people that will buy them will be un-educated highschoolers that don't know jack about engines, and think that Honda Civics are the coolest thing in the world. (granted there are some monster Hondas out there, but I'm accounting for all of the rest of them that are being "tuned").

It's all physics! "Physics my boy, Physics"
68802, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by DarkOne, Feb-19-04 07:19 AM
It'll work if there is a noticable gain of wHP on the dyno. Not some 1-2wHP bullshit. There is no such thing as a 2gnt that can reproduce the exact same wHP number to the single digit over and over on the dyno. Put it on, show a real gain, and i'll eat crow. Until then, no one cares.
68803, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by miedosoracing, Feb-19-04 07:22 AM
You got it. 20-30 Horses is good enough? Done, give me a week. I want 30-40, but am still in the process of working on it. I will do it on video and infront of the DSMers DFW chapter at a shop called CTC, or Forced Performance. Cool?
68804, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by mkerley, Feb-19-04 07:33 AM
It sounds good in theory, but when it comes down to it, it just won't work unless you have some big departure from previous electric turbo/supercharger types. You may add air, but the power of the fan simply isn't enough to overpower the drag on the system it causes. You may prove us all wrong and that would be great, but previous experience leads us all to be very skeptical. Good luck.
68809, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by Michael_97RS, Feb-19-04 07:57 AM
Originally posted by miedosoracing
You got it. 20-30 Horses is good enough? Done, give me a week. I want 30-40, but am still in the process of working on it. I will do it on video and infront of the DSMers DFW chapter at a shop called CTC, or Forced Performance. Cool?


Video would definately be the best, so there's no doubt that the dyno is from the same car. If you can show 20-30 whp with no other modification besides your turbo-thing, then we will believe. Until then too many have tried and failed in this attempt, for us to bow down and fworship the wonder of electronics.



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It's holding down the garage floor right now.
68812, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by DarkOne, Feb-19-04 08:26 AM
Originally posted by miedosoracing
You got it. 20-30 Horses is good enough? Done, give me a week. I want 30-40, but am still in the process of working on it. I will do it on video and infront of the DSMers DFW chapter at a shop called CTC, or Forced Performance. Cool?


Perfect. Do it.
68813, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by TalonSpeed, Feb-19-04 08:36 AM
The 2007 Nissan GT-R (Skyline name will be dropped), will have electric motors to assist the two turbos. Basically an electric motor will help spin the turbine until boost is achieved and then they will turn off. 6 cylinders, two turbos, two electric assist motors = bye bye competition.

68816, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by DSMRoadster, Feb-19-04 08:40 AM
this post belongs on a honda forum. I'm sure there's a whole bunch of DX's out there in need of this. Don't post stupid shit like this in this forum.
68827, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by BlueMoonEclipse, Feb-19-04 10:35 AM
ok you know why an electric turbo would not work? even if it produced enough boost?

simple...its cfm flow is indipendent from the engine...if it boosts enough for 10 psi at 2000 rpm it will certainly not do the same at 6000 rpm, where the engine requires 3x the amt of air....if it does produce enough boost at 4k...at 1500 you would have overboost...

You could add some sort of electrical rpm control of the turbine...but that costs money......and lots of research to tune the sistem for the proper flow
68828, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by Uberingram, Feb-19-04 10:51 AM
off topic but that webpage is enough to induce siezures. Good luck with that thing and hope to see some dynosheets (baseline vs. electric turbo thingy)
68851, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by GhEttOrAiD, Feb-19-04 04:52 PM
Am I the only one who wasn't waiting for pics of this retardedness?

turbocharging isn't that much more expensive. Plus it actually DOES SOMETHING.

Try posting this bullshit here http://www.streetkiaz.com/ they're dumb enough to buy into this.
68879, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by Super20G, Feb-20-04 03:42 AM
its a funny thing to do when your a bored highschool kid just fuggin around, but to market anything of that nature? heh... i wanna see those dyno runs for all your hard work ;-)
68880, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by a_miller_76, Feb-20-04 04:16 AM
It's funny how people think that blowing air into an engine will give you more hp, but don't think about how much air the engine is sucking in at different rpm. Sure, at WOT his blower thing MAY overcome some of the vacuum, but it surely won't put boost numbers up.
68886, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by miedosoracing, Feb-20-04 08:33 AM
Originally posted by a_miller_76
It's funny how people think that blowing air into an engine will give you more hp, but don't think about how much air the engine is sucking in at different rpm. Sure, at WOT his blower thing MAY overcome some of the vacuum, but it surely won't put boost numbers up.


You know what I think is funny. How you guys can sit there and help out a guy who grounds his power cable from the alternator. And then make fun of and call stupid, someone who is inventing something from scratch. Yes I have done alot of research on the speed of the air, and how much air the engine is pulling. This is above and beyond that, and still pushing 1.7 psi all the way up to 6000 rpm. So again, I posted the pics here, because some people had asked me to see what it looked like. But again, like I said on my last post about this. I bet you guys work at a warehouse or something for $20-30k a year. Good luck. You guys are definitely smarter than me. EEEUUUUUHHHH you guys know all about a 420a.
68888, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by a_miller_76, Feb-20-04 09:17 AM
Originally posted by miedosoracing
Originally posted by a_miller_76 It's funny how people think that blowing air into an engine will give you more hp, but don't think about how much air the engine is sucking in at different rpm. Sure, at WOT his blower thing MAY overcome some of the vacuum, but it surely won't put boost numbers up.
You know what I think is funny. How you guys can sit there and help out a guy who grounds his power cable from the alternator. And then make fun of and call stupid, someone who is inventing something from scratch. Yes I have done alot of research on the speed of the air, and how much air the engine is pulling. This is above and beyond that, and still pushing 1.7 psi all the way up to 6000 rpm. So again, I posted the pics here, because some people had asked me to see what it looked like. But again, like I said on my last post about this. I bet you guys work at a warehouse or something for $20-30k a year. Good luck. You guys are definitely smarter than me. EEEUUUUUHHHH you guys know all about a 420a.


No, I'm a Production Manager for an advertising agency making about twice that. And my father's an engineer. So i'm a little smarter than you'd think. Tell ya what, if you get 50 hp out of a bilge pump fan in a CF intake, I'll buy one from ya for $300. Deal?
68889, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by DarkOne, Feb-20-04 09:22 AM
Originally posted by miedosoracing
You know what I think is funny. How you guys can sit there and help out a guy who grounds his power cable from the alternator.


People make mistakes. Someone has to do it. What's wrong with that?

Originally posted by miedosoracing
And then make fun of and call stupid, someone who is inventing something from scratch.


You're not inventing anything. The concept is old, the method is old, you just repackaged a preexisting idea THAT DOESN'T FUCKING WORK. You're not special, you're not doing anything new, and no one cares.

Originally posted by miedosoracing
Yes I have done alot of research on the speed of the air, and how much air the engine is pulling.


Sure you have. How many CFM does your little fan have to move to produce ANY boost at all at 6000RPM? I want numbers, and until i see them, you have no credibility and are just making shit up. Your idea is ridiculous, and while the fact you defend it so adamantly is admirable, you are still mistaken and deserving of all the ridicule you get in this thread.

Originally posted by miedosoracing
I bet you guys work at a warehouse or something for $20-30k a year. Good luck. You guys are definitely smarter than me.


As opposed to selling aluminum wings to Civic owners? People like you are the ones that give all 2gnt owners a bad name. Come back and post excuses for your failure after the dyno session. Until then, just shut the fuck up already.

68892, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by turbo8u, Feb-20-04 09:44 AM
Originally posted by DarkOne
As opposed to selling aluminum wings to Civic owners? People like you are the ones that give all 2gnt owners a bad name. Come back and post excuses for your failure after the dyno session. Until then, just shut the fuck up already.


holy shit, someone just got nuked!





_________
96 talon esi-t
san clemente, ca

as needles of ice
are the ill winds' talons
the coldest of shadows
they seep unto the bone

68893, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by oRACLe063, Feb-20-04 09:58 AM
electricity is the wave of the future ? paging mr franklin .... mr benjamin franklin .... ? oh wait hes dead ...
68894, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by etx, Feb-20-04 10:17 AM


Got Tape?

Yeah, you say fuel is getting expensive? If your fucking fan works, The motor is gonna require MORE gas. Point?


LOL!!!$%^@$!^ Is that a pressure gauge on it too? hahahhah
68896, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by miedosoracing, Feb-20-04 10:29 AM
This says it all. You guys are stupid. "Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?" That is what you call an oxymoron, when you say something that is completely opposite than what you do. That is fiberglass by the way. I stated I was in the process of sanding it, that is how you make demo models. Clay, etc. Gosh you guys are idiots. Bye the way, also, If you copy or use something to copy you aren't inventing. I started from scratch, and never took another persons stuff and went off of it. What ever, you guys will never make anything of yourselves. Losers!!! Ya'll got nuked cuz you are all morons. Gone



68899, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by turbo8u, Feb-20-04 10:41 AM
Originally posted by miedosoracing
What ever, you guys will never make anything of yourselves. Losers!!! Ya'll got nuked cuz you are all morons. Gone


dude, fuck you. get the fuck outta here.




edit: i found the formula!!!!





_________
96 talon esi-t
san clemente, ca

as needles of ice
are the ill winds' talons
the coldest of shadows
they seep unto the bone

68902, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by DarkOne, Feb-20-04 11:01 AM
Originally posted by miedosoracing
This says it all. You guys are stupid. "Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?" That is what you call an oxymoron, when you say something that is completely opposite than what you do. That is fiberglass by the way. I stated I was in the process of sanding it, that is how you make demo models. Clay, etc. Gosh you guys are idiots. Bye the way, also, If you copy or use something to copy you aren't inventing. I started from scratch, and never took another persons stuff and went off of it. What ever, you guys will never make anything of yourselves. Losers!!! Ya'll got nuked cuz you are all morons. Gone


You keep saying "Gone" but you keep coming back. I'm still waiting on those CFM numbers, and how you came to that number. Until then, you are still full of shit, your idea is still not going to work, and you still sell park bench wings to Civic owners.

Of course, you still have yet to address ANY of the fuel requirements if your idea DOES actually produce any sort of positive pressure. Whatcha gonna do when your car fuel cuts at idle? What about when the motor starts running lean? You have no clue. Please, sell your car so you no longer make the rest of us look stupid.
68904, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by turbo8u, Feb-20-04 11:07 AM
Originally posted by DarkOne
Please, sell your car so you no longer make the rest of us look stupid.


or just lock this thread :thumbsup



_________
96 talon esi-t
san clemente, ca

as needles of ice
are the ill winds' talons
the coldest of shadows
they seep unto the bone

68905, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by Skrilla, Feb-20-04 11:09 AM
Originally posted by turbo8u
Originally posted by DarkOne Please, sell your car so you no longer make the rest of us look stupid.
or just lock this thread :thumbsup _________ 96 talon esi-t san clemente, ca as needles of ice are the ill winds' talons the coldest of shadows they seep unto the bone

If the thread is locked we will never know how full of shit the guy is, by not providing numbers this idiot is doomed
69083, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by flamineclipse, Feb-23-04 08:32 AM
"This says it all. You guys are stupid. "Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?" That is what you call an oxymoron, when you say something that is completely opposite than what you do"

Dude I belive the word you are looking for is hypocrite.

68901, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by Skrilla, Feb-20-04 10:48 AM
Originally posted by turbo8u
Originally posted by DarkOne As opposed to selling aluminum wings to Civic owners? People like you are the ones that give all 2gnt owners a bad name. Come back and post excuses for your failure after the dyno session. Until then, just shut the fuck up already.
holy shit, someone just got nuked! _________ 96 talon esi-t san clemente, ca as needles of ice are the ill winds' talons the coldest of shadows they seep unto the bone


Seriously!


Shit I'll need to setup SQL for all the dumb bastards getting DinOwned!!
68906, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by xtreme96gs, Feb-20-04 11:10 AM
i thought an oxymoron was when you used two things that meaned opposites together, like saying she's pretty ugly. Cant be pretty and ugly at the same time . Maybe he spent to much timedaydreaming of electric turbos in English class
68909, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by SILVERNT, Feb-20-04 11:37 AM
ive never said anything bad about anyone from 2gnt(cept 9d9) but you sir, dont belong on 2gnt. www.slowasspieceofcrapgeometrogtr.com is thattaway.

everytime someone bolts on a parkbench wing, a kitten dies.
68911, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by turbo8u, Feb-20-04 11:56 AM
Originally posted by SILVERNT
everytime someone bolts on a parkbench wing, a kitten dies.




meow?






_________
96 talon esi-t
san clemente, ca

as needles of ice
are the ill winds' talons
the coldest of shadows
they seep unto the bone

68917, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by DarKReaLity, Feb-20-04 02:40 PM
oh god i love this thread just because it's feak'n halarious! i was rollin on this crap all day! oh my god and that intake!!! LOL! here's a better idea, get an air compressor, put a long tube in place of that one to the air compressor,crank it up and raise the PSI to 150. i bet you can get more results, than your idea. just stick to insurance...or better yet have i hope you have a good company to replace your car when it blows up. LOL!!!!
68924, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by SILVERNT, Feb-20-04 03:14 PM
he wont blow his motor due to fuelcut, hell blow his motor due to a poorly made fanblade disintigrating and keeping his throttlebody stuck open, thus causing his car to redline uncontrollably, which will then put that poor 420a out of its misery.

chris
68927, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by DSMRoadster, Feb-20-04 03:45 PM
his medios kid is a fucken moron. What the hell does he mean by we all got nuked? We seen your idea 3 years ago on ebay. Get Dino his numbers so you can get the fuck out of here.
68933, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by turbo8u, Feb-20-04 06:14 PM
get acquainted with 0 my friend


68935, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by GhEttOrAiD, Feb-20-04 06:46 PM
Originally posted by turbo8u
get acquainted with 0 my friend


hahahaaha
68936, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by bullox, Feb-20-04 08:24 PM
oh man this is a classic :7
68939, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by euro_clipse, Feb-20-04 09:29 PM
Man, that is one cheap ass, bullshit website. My cat, who hasn't yet been murdered by the Park Bench Civic Mafia yet could create a better wesbsite!!




"Life isn't like a box of chocolates...it's more like a jar of
jalapenos.
What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow."
69075, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by DR1665, Feb-23-04 05:33 AM
How about a giant oxygen tank in the hatch! Run a line to the TB and just smack the valve with a hammer when the light turns green. 150psi or more of PURE oxygen rammed into the intake mani when you need it most. That would be awesome.

I think I'm going to go invent a machine that will mix fossil fuels with ambient air to create a combustable mixture which will be detonated to force pistons down, rotating some sort of shaft, which will be indirectly connected to drive wheels, making a vehicle move. I think I can use that old refridgerator box in my mom's garage to fab it up this weekend. Can't wait to see what she pulls on the dyno! :o


I still don't understand the whole insurance agent performance shop thing. Either this guy is the coolest agent in the country (doubt it since mine's pretty fucking cool), or this is the most clever way to raise the residual commissions made when stupid ricers with lots of speeding tickets renew their policies. :shrug


Harry. My car topped out at 140 this morning. I need "turvo." Two of 'em. And Harry, I need the glue to be dry by tonight. :P

Lata
69079, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by mkerley, Feb-23-04 06:41 AM
^^^^ Now, that's funny!!

I was laughing out loud at work and everybody's looking, but I can't help it.

69082, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by 96eclipse2nr, Feb-23-04 08:09 AM
Originally posted by DR1665
...Harry. My car topped out at 140 this morning. I need "turvo." Two of 'em. And Harry, I need the glue to be dry by tonight. :P Lata


bwhahaaaaa, priceless!

69094, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by EclipseRST, Feb-23-04 10:03 AM
Guys! I ordered my turvo last week and it finally came! Pic below!

69099, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by Collente, Feb-23-04 11:45 AM
hahahahahaha
Nick
97RS

turbo8u> shut your SUCK
ZAO684: NIPPLE warning...maybe>?
turbo8u> yea i was a window licker on the short bus in junior high
69121, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by REV_GSlow, Feb-23-04 05:08 PM
bwahahaaa i just saw the pics of the intake and OMG that shit is retarded! If your going to market something, even if it wont work you have to at least make it look decent. Who is going to buy an intake that looks like my cat bit it in half and then pooped on it for glue so it would stay together?
69123, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by Uberingram, Feb-23-04 05:10 PM
Originally posted by REV_GSlow
bwahahaaa i just saw the pics of the intake and OMG that shit is retarded! If your going to market something, even if it wont work you have to at least make it look decent. Who is going to buy an intake that looks like my cat bit it in half and then pooped on it for glue so it would stay together?


me


... oh wait, no i wouldnt. LOL
69130, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by MmmDeion, Feb-23-04 06:10 PM
This officially is my favorite thread on the board right now. I get a warm, tingly feeling everytime I see a new post about this crap, keep it comming.
69131, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by chumlee, Feb-23-04 06:28 PM
ive been a member for a few months and only posted a few times and this is why i stick around to see post like this!
69133, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by WickedESi, Feb-23-04 07:22 PM
ATTENTION I HAVE A NEW INNOVATIVE IDEA

I call it the F1 Birdblow, it involves an electric cage that replaces the stock air box, filled with dozens of tiny birds, when the car reaches WOT a signal is sent to the cage electricfying it causing the birds to frantically flutter generating 1.21 Jigawatts of boost.

I'll begin selling it to you after I have recieved your credit card numbers.
69136, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by Dave41079, Feb-23-04 08:25 PM
1.21 JIGAWATTS!!!!!!!!! Maybe in 2004 you can get caged birds at any corner store. It would take a bolt of lightning to produce that kind of power.
69138, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by xtrickedeclipsex, Feb-23-04 09:13 PM
true story, my firend put a VAC moter in his intake on his volvo boosted like 1 psi...heck yea...

lol this is a joke
69141, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by micyek, Feb-24-04 01:30 AM
I think it looks good...

...for a frosty the snowman bowel movement
69146, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by robinj, Feb-24-04 03:56 AM
This guy needs positive points for adding such an amusing thread to this forumn.
I think his "frosty the snowman bowel movement" intake needs a line or two coming from the AC compressor.
make sure you use one of those loud ass motors... people around you will know by sound that you're running a turvo... WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! :thumbsup
or, better yet, twin turvos... :puke WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
69153, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by WickedESi, Feb-24-04 05:10 AM
Originally posted by micyek
I think it looks good... ...for a frosty the snowman bowel movement

It looks like a whale wanker, or my friend here,
69156, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by 992gnt, Feb-24-04 05:31 AM
Where's the blow off valve? Psssshhh. Pssssshhhh. "Is that a tire leaking?" Bet you get a lot of flow from that 1" tube.

69157, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by 96eclipse2nr, Feb-24-04 05:36 AM
Originally posted by WickedESi
ATTENTION I HAVE A NEW INNOVATIVE IDEA I call it the F1 Birdblow, it involves an electric cage that replaces the stock air box, filled with dozens of tiny birds, when the car reaches WOT a signal is sent to the cage electricfying it causing the birds to frantically flutter generating 1.21 Jigawatts of boost. I'll begin selling it to you after I have recieved your credit card numbers.


hahaha, new sig!
69160, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by turbo8u, Feb-24-04 06:08 AM
LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA SHEEEEEEEEP LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA








look at em go! turvo llama sheepiseez!

did someone say jiggly?
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69161, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by Super20G, Feb-24-04 06:24 AM
C'mon guys, I know this guy diserves a little fun poked at him... but I think as the 2gnt community, we should just look the other way... or move this to the pits...
69169, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by DR1665, Feb-24-04 07:31 AM
Originally posted by turbo8u


Do0d! WTF MATE! turboradioactivellamalookinthingy8u imo

I agree about turning the other head, but sometimes we just need to get the flames out and I think this is more flame worthy than that other flame worthy post about fake BOVs and remote skunk ass igniters. I think things would go much smoother around here, and the amount of flames be cut more than half if the situations went like this:

no0b: I want to make (insert half-assed scheme here)
2GNT: You are dumb. Fuck that idea and say no more about it.
no0b: okay. I will shut my mouth now. - then do it anyways on the down low

This technique allows the no0b to still save face while proceeding with his Larry, Moe and Curly style of tuning. If this project he was told is dumb blows up in his face, he can avoid the ridicule, but if he succeeds, he will become victorious. Feel free to advise no0bs in the future to practice the DR1665 Dichotomy or something like that. :P

69182, RE: R1 Turvo pics everyone is waiting for
Posted by Michael_97RS, Feb-24-04 09:06 AM
Okay, boys you've had your fun, enough.



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