Thanks all for the advice.

The PITA of it all is that I've been calling around all day, and although I can find machine shops that could work on the parts if I bring them in, I can't find a shop that will actually pull them out, sand the crank, and replace the bearings for me. The machine shops won't touch the car, and all the auto shops just want to drop a new motor in it, or rape me on machining the crank and replacing the bearings.

If I knew what I was doing or had the time, I would bring them to a machine shop that I know does good work in town. But like I said up top, I've got a million other things going on right now, and don't have the skill to do it myself. So, I'm still pretty much SOL and JWF, but I'll keep calling around. Thanks again...