Fuck a bunch of XM. If you get *ANYTHING*, get Sirius. XM is the "OMG my mom loves this weeping penis pansy ass conservative shitcock of a radio service provider!" of satelite radio. Sirius is so much more - edgier, less concerned with the opinion of the stupid fuckballing shitcock that might be your (or my) mom, more concerned with providing 158 channels of true niche entertainment, which is whuy i fucking bought it. it's so fucking good, even my mom can find shit to listen to that isn't the soul denigrading money whore crap that gets passed off on XM as musical entertainment.

XM is the ClearChannel of satellite radio providers.

Sirius is the happy underdog, ready to give you everyting they can't, because XM is too much of a conservative money whore to stray outside the line.