Ok heres the deal i just went outside and tore my shyt apart. these are the wires you should be concerned with
white/red stripe
white/blue stripe
black/red stripe
black/blue stripe
yellow/blue stripe
yellow/ red stripe
gray/blue stripe
gray/ red stripe these 8 wires are speaker wires

Next you have
green/white stripe/gray dots= illumination (not used in aftermarket install)
black/yellow stripe/ gray dots = not used
Red / gray dots= this is your 12v constant power supply
thick blue= this is your switchable 12v power supply the one that only gets hot when you turn the key.
white/black stripe/gray dots= power antenna wire

hope this helps you out these are all the wires you will need.
p.s your sig is oh so true!!!