just came across this a little while ago and it made me laugh my ass off.

http://www.clubgp.com/newforum/tm.asp?m=2794889&p=1&tmode=1&smode=1

www.gregsorrells.com

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Haha, great story, that actually made me laugh, along with my friends.

2002 WRX
Eclipse RS-T..sold

OMG, hahahaha. It's still not as good as another poop story I know.

Edit: Found it.


The post.

"Well, I debated all day whether I should share with all of you what happened to me last night, so since I can't tell my family I'll tell my fellow juicing family my story. Ok so yesterday was my cheat day. Probably put away about 8k cals including a lot of alcohol last night. Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night. She's 19, so still a little on the immature side, but I'm only 21 so it's all good. Anyway I've talked to this girl a few times before, and to make a long story short I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8 shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed, didn't bang her, but did pretty much everything else. So about 10 minutes into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest shit in my life. All my meals were followed by 3tsp of Metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and I'm in my boxers. I must have passed out about 10 minutes after she did around 3am. I wake up at about 8am to piss and I find myself covered in shit. I'm thinking WTF, and what happened was I shit myself when I was sleeping. It was all over the bed, sheets,etc.... I'm freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world. She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some shit and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of ther hammies. I get dressed and leave LOL. This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didn't know what else to do though. Anyway, I'm really gonna have to avoid her and I have no clue what I'm gonna do when I end up running into her."

1998 Eclipse GS

GS-T Axleback|CAI|OBX 4-1 Header|AF/X UDP|

now that's an entertaining story

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www.gregsorrells.com

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LOL!!! Holy shit those are some hilarious stories. I ended tearing up from the first one and busted out laughing for like a couple min. with the drunk poo one.

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95 Eagle Talon ESi-T (BACK FROM THE DEAD!)
98 Dodge Neon R/T
93 Saab 900 Turbo Commemorative Editon #86 of 325 (sold)
95 Volkswagen GTI VR6 (saved from crusher)(sold)

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278

^^^better than the first story on the GTP site

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'06 Wicked White EVO IX