So while my car has been down all week because my transmission took a dump, my girlfriend and I have been fighting.

Aparently, i care about the car more than she does and she hates the eclipse.

It's going to come down to her telling me: "it's me or the car"


If it does, i'm picking my car.

God forbid your retarded friend doesn't help you put your transmission in the the correct order and loses parts so it takes 3 days to finish. Now it's the start of day 4. I had to work by myself yesterday because he dipped out as soon as i gave him a turbocharger. It's not like he can put it on right now or even tune without me. He's going to fuck his shit up listening to these dumb ricers around here thinking his sohc, bottom of the line ef civic sedan with no interior, 2 injectors and a fart pipe is the shit. My girlfriend knows i've raced on "closed roads" when noone was looking for money and she thinks all me and chris do is talk to girls, get in trouble and race cars. We drove 2 hours to pick up that transmission a few weeks ago. My girl brought that up today like she was pissed about it. Personally i'm sick of his girlfriend comming by every time we work on my car like we're cheating on our girlfriends at the strip club or something stupid like that. It's a car, ladies. Get the fuck over it and go get your nails done or something. When it comes down to it, cars > most pieces of ass. The guy i bought the trans from had about 4 1g turbo dsms at his house. His daily was bad as fuck so we talked about that and how he had it set up and then we drew our attention to his silver 1g gsx. I would have gladly loved to take it for a spin (and it would spin, like a top) but he didn't have a turbo installed on it (which is why he was eager to sell the transmission).

Do you guys talk to the people you buy parts from directly for whatever reason or are you a shady asshole that just drops off money and leaves? After a two hour drive? After getting lost and asking directions from gas stations and everyone at the gas stations can't speak a word of english. You have to choose from arabic or spanish. Unfortunately, i dont speak either.

Women seek to destroy men's hobbies and when a man actually has feelings, they dont count.

Goodnight sweetheart...yes its time to go...bum bum bum bum bum...good night sweetheart yes I am one little a$$hole......bum bum bum bum....

There is NOTHING on this planet that feels better than mashing the GO pedal on a fast car.

If your car breaks it can be fixed with tools, blood and sweat. Not with feelings, fake sincerity and a load of bullshit. Further more these tools and exertion are real. I can't start the fucking car if it tells me "nothings wrong" or fix a fictitious problem with tools that don't exist.

When was the last time you got to test drive a woman when you were already with one?

I can look at all bad ass cars I want without my car throwing a hissy fit. See those nice 34C's across the room at Olive Garden? That's right, you didn't see them. You're too busy quaking in fear of your girlfriend noticing your eyeballs looking at something other than your dinner. However, you do know there are 582 noodles in your pasta bowl.

Her: I'm going out with the girls.
Him: OK (mental: YES! PORN AND CARS ALL NIGHT!)

Him: I'm going out with the guys to the track
Her: blah blah blah drivel drivel bullshit whine piss moan

I can drive the fuck out of my car and fix it when it breaks. Her? Sleep with one eye open.

Seriously. The stupid shit we do to get laid. Ugh.

_______

BPU'd skittle

I could see the conversation turning into this...
her"its just a car"
you"your just a girl"

Thank you mobil one for rust proofing my driveway.

Haha. Me and chris got the car finished up today and test drove it. So crisp compared to my old gearbox.

We actually fought last night and she brought the car up again. I told her, "If you actually swapped out anything other than clothes or an air freshener in your car, it would be a miracle. Your the one who wants me to fix your jetta after you cliped a dog driving to my house after i told you to stay home because you were sick (runon). You should be stoked that i like to work on cars and i'm taking my time to fix yours."

Can't.

Ever.

Win.

My spirits are good though now that i can drive again. Wow. I think i actually go through dsm withdraws.

Goodnight sweetheart...yes its time to go...bum bum bum bum bum...good night sweetheart yes I am one little a$$hole......bum bum bum bum....

This is exactly why i'm not with my last ex. She started in about the car, and i put up with that constant bullshit for a couple of months then finally got tired of it and said. If you are making me pick between the 2 of you, I'm just saying the car isn't leaving. You can do as you please.......She left. HA.

98 GS
Super 17c Turbo, Portfueler, Je pistons, Eagle rods, Etc.

I contributed to the Wiki!
EVO IX - just a really expensive boost gauge and a K&N air filter
96 Eclipse RS -awaiting registration and inspection
95 Eclipse GS - parts car
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FWIW, I've got a wife that's actually really good about cars. She got a little funny at one point (kinda insinuating that the girls are looking to pick me up etc. Ironic, cause there aren't really any girls around when I'm talking cars - on top of that, I'm a pretty ugly guy). So I fixed her. Brought her along on a couple of parts pick up and sales; also a "come over an give me a hand with putting this part on" trip. She got to stand in the corner bored as hell while I talked cars for hours.

All set.

Captain Caveman

96 RS Turbo 11.414 @ 119.62 MSNS, Crower 2 NA cams, BW366, 10.5 comp, UDP, 60mm TB, W/A intercooler, 3.55 tranny 567.9whp 430tq
97 RS NA 13.188 @ 103.87 MSnS powered 12.5 comp, Crower 3's and 219.4whp with 175tq
98 RS DD 12.5 comp on stock ECU, LTH, Crower 2's, Koni, GC, Hypercoil, DG hats
99 OZ 5sp Stocker 15.856 @ 85.97
99 GS stocker auto 17.7@77mph!

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(I think I'm the only member )

Im lucky My GF of 4 years now loves my 2 eclipses. Hell she did the $15 camber mod on my RS. She got me ss brake lines for v-day and a fmic for x-mas and loaned me the money to pick up my tein flexs from craigslist. Points out hot chicks to me. And yes even said a 3 some would be ok if she picked out the chick. All this is true, I love this woman. She is a keeper.

She works on the same army base (im a contractor) as I do. She gets asked out 2 to 3 times a day, Not kidding army guys dont let up. She tells them. My BF works here go ask him if its ok if we go out. If he says yes then cool. No one has asked me yet.

I was working on my GST yesterday setting up the teins, getting the stance right. She tells me I see why you like these cars so much. They have great lines If you didnt have two of them I would drive one.

All I was thinking Is I have two of them you can drive one

She is also much better looking than I am. I am very lucky

We will build you bigger and stronger


Wake up and drive my ass... More like wake up and fix it.

If the opposite of Pro is Con
then the opposite of Progress is Congress

Originally posted by goalie40
She is also much better looking than I am. I am very lucky

Representing the Central Cali chapter of 2GNT!
(I think I'm the only member )