Cool, funny or downright wrong, post 'em here.

Apparently this guy thinks his shit is worth gold. :rolleyes
http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/2250638366.html

I could swear I've seen this car posted here.
http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/2231933433.html

First listing: 10k retail my ass. I love the bullshit people come up with.

Second listing: GSX R badge + crooked motor position = fail.

I love how the one listing says freshly rebuilt engine. It looks like ass, and the fact he has oil and coolant bottles in the pics doesnt help anything ;)

Looks like the second one has a front mount IC too!?

wow, ppl are freakn retarted. and yea, that is a FMIC. how epic. a short ram intake but an fmic for show. the seller needs to get clothes-lined

HAHAHA the second one is a fail, FMIC and no turbo

Originally posted by JoshDSM
HAHAHA the second one is a fail, FMIC and no turbo

Interfooler. Popular with 1.5l civics...

mhmm got that right, saw one in cleveland over summer

If that's an SI, I'm black.
http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/2244137198.html

needs a ban for work?
http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/2252328770.html

Why do I have a feeling the top doesn't work?
http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/2252329493.html

Convertible ad: VAGUE as all hell. I HAVE A CAR FOR SALE. No shit, youve come to the right place...

Originally posted by RoninEclipse2G
Why do I have a feeling the top doesn't work? http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/2252329493.html

Is he trying to sell the little girl too?

Originally posted by CODE4
Is he trying to sell the little girl too?

http://greenville.craigslist.org/cto/2258683410.html

Punish and enslave everyone that dares to take you on.

It even comes with more purrrr bitches.

Originally posted by teklein
http://greenville.craigslist.org/cto/2258683410.html Punish and enslave everyone that dares to take you on. It even comes with more purrrr bitches.

Looks like someone took an RS and painted the lower bits to try and make it look like a turbo. :scratch

Apparently the dealership thinks this is worth new retail at 5 years old? :squint
http://cosprings.craigslist.org/ctd/2222363753.html

Can you fit any more cheap body parts on a car?
http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/2250638366.html

I have actually seen this poor car in the parking lot of the local junkyard.
http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/2182039217.html

AHHHH come on now you cant be hating on that suby. except from the fart can exhaust angled the wrong way

Originally posted by JoshDSM
AHHHH come on now you cant be hating on that suby. except from the fart can exhaust angled the wrong way

I work at a subaru dealer, and I have owned several. I can hate all I want, especially when the dealer is trying to sell a 5 year old car at the same price it was brand spanking new.

Originally posted by RoninEclipse2G
Apparently the dealership thinks this is worth new retail at 5 years old? :squint http://cosprings.craigslist.org/ctd/2222363753.html Can you fit any more cheap body parts on a car? http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/2250638366.html I have actually seen this poor car in the parking lot of the local junkyard. http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/2182039217.html

Im sorry, but any Eclipse that looks like that, and it says to contact "Poncho" Id stay VERY far away from.

Its one thing to say it has 10k worth of aftermarket or retails for 10k, but to ASK for 10k....cmon now...

http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/cto/2252467174.html

EDIT: Just reread it, complete jibberish, one huge sentence.

Originally posted by Babbz413
Its one thing to say it has 10k worth of aftermarket or retails for 10k, but to ASK for 10k....cmon now... http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/cto/2252467174.html EDIT: Just reread it, complete jibberish, one huge sentence.

Yup, it's custum.

It burns my retinas! :eek
http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/2758290842.html

Originally posted by RoninEclipse2G
It burns my retinas! :eek http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/2758290842.html

So for the Spanish speaking buyers, you need to dial one more number than the required digits in the U.S.A.

http://centralmich.craigslist.org/cto/2826252139.html

Lifted 2.5"?!

"engine is natualy asperated estemated atleast 280hp blueprinted at 300hp"

Originally posted by Babbz413
http://centralmich.craigslist.org/cto/2826252139.html Lifted 2.5"?! "engine is natualy asperated estemated atleast 280hp blueprinted at 300hp"

This is exactly what I show people, when they ask why DSM's get such a bad rap as a "scene/group".

That car might actually be halfway decent to check out without the suspension mods, otherwise... Truth, FAIL!

Poor Eclipse, I'm sure its gotta bad back with posture like that!

Jeff.

Originally posted by Babbz413
http://centralmich.craigslist.org/cto/2826252139.html Lifted 2.5"?! "engine is natualy asperated estemated atleast 280hp blueprinted at 300hp"

ROTFL!!

I wonder how much he wasted on those 20x10.5" rims alone!! Probably cost him just as much as the entire car. A disgrace indeed.

Here's my recent find.

http://akroncanton.craigslist.org/cto/2835604878.html

Another find. Read whole listing, too funny.

http://akroncanton.craigslist.org/pts/2834290021.html

Originally posted by dalesmitsu
Another find. Read whole listing, too funny. http://akroncanton.craigslist.org/pts/2834290021.html

Woo, hilarious, a set of 5 rims! I just don't know how you can keep from dying of laughter.

http://tampa.craigslist.org/psc/cto/2809644156.html

:'(

Originally posted by Fallen4ng31
http://tampa.craigslist.org/psc/cto/2809644156.html :'(

Ewww, mismatched body! -__-

Originally posted by djtrickee

Originally posted by dalesmitsu Another find. Read whole listing, too funny. http://akroncanton.craigslist.org/pts/2834290021.html

Woo, hilarious, a set of 5 rims! I just don't know how you can keep from dying of laughter.

Yea, I didn't see what was so funny about that -__-

Originally posted by TurbchargdSpydr

Originally posted by djtrickee

Originally posted by dalesmitsu Another find. Read whole listing, too funny. http://akroncanton.craigslist.org/pts/2834290021.html

Woo, hilarious, a set of 5 rims! I just don't know how you can keep from dying of laughter.

Yea, I didn't see what was so funny about that -__-

Jeep wrangler rims, for eclipse/talon. drr..

Originally posted by dalesmitsu

Originally posted by TurbchargdSpydr

Originally posted by djtrickee

Originally posted by dalesmitsu Another find. Read whole listing, too funny. http://akroncanton.craigslist.org/pts/2834290021.html

Woo, hilarious, a set of 5 rims! I just don't know how you can keep from dying of laughter.

Yea, I didn't see what was so funny about that -__-

Jeep wrangler rims, for eclipse/talon. drr..

Yes Dale, many parts are interchangeable. It's an amazing world...

Originally posted by djtrickee

Originally posted by dalesmitsu

Originally posted by TurbchargdSpydr

Originally posted by djtrickee

Originally posted by dalesmitsu Another find. Read whole listing, too funny. http://akroncanton.craigslist.org/pts/2834290021.html

Woo, hilarious, a set of 5 rims! I just don't know how you can keep from dying of laughter.

Yea, I didn't see what was so funny about that -__-

Jeep wrangler rims, for eclipse/talon. drr..

Yes Dale, many parts are interchangeable. It's an amazing world...

I know that.

I would never put wrangler/cherokee rims on a car. Would you? Do you have that inner redneck in you.

http://newhaven.craigslist.org/pts/2878502555.html

They just put a naturally aspirated 300 hp motor in his avenger and that's why this turbo kit is for sale....

http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/pts/2858568489.html

AEM 5 bolt cam gears an easy bolt on 35 hp increase?

Originally posted by Babbz413
http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/pts/2858568489.html AEM 5 bolt cam gears an easy bolt on 35 hp increase?

I saw that ad, I'm dying to grab that cf high rise wing :/ but that shit is expensive for a wing that is!!

http://fortwayne.craigslist.org/cto/2944284179.html
...I will see that spoiler in my nightmares for weeks.

http://tampa.craigslist.org/psc/cto/2936491690.html

It's not a shameless plug... really...

Originally posted by Fallen4ng31
http://tampa.craigslist.org/psc/cto/2936491690.html It's not a shameless plug... really...

Wait so he wants to trade for a 2g eclipse plus cash?

Originally posted by TurbchargdSpydr

Originally posted by Fallen4ng31 http://tampa.craigslist.org/psc/cto/2936491690.html It's not a shameless plug... really...

Wait so he wants to trade for a 2g eclipse plus cash?

That 'he' is me, if you couldn't tell by the verbiage. And yeah, I'd trade it for a 2g but I'd need somewhere in the neighborhood of 14-15k on top of it, depending on the car.

Originally posted by Fallen4ng31

Originally posted by TurbchargdSpydr

Originally posted by Fallen4ng31 http://tampa.craigslist.org/psc/cto/2936491690.html It's not a shameless plug... really...

Wait so he wants to trade for a 2g eclipse plus cash?

That 'he' is me, if you couldn't tell by the verbiage. And yeah, I'd trade it for a 2g but I'd need somewhere in the neighborhood of 14-15k on top of it, depending on the car.

I hope and pray you accidentally bought that car with the roof like that. It is hideous! Wow.

Originally posted by djtrickee
I hope and pray you accidentally bought that car with the roof like that. It is hideous! Wow.

You wouldn't know style if it pitched a tent in your ass.

The only way that roof would look any less gay is if Elton John were standing next to it

Says the man who built a Halo cosplay costume... You have no room to talk about gayness, sir. :P

Seeing that poor 300 makes me want to sell mine just out of sheer embarrassment for the community of 300 owners everywhere. Luckily I live far enough away where no one would ever confuse that thing with my beauty. *shudders.

I don't know what your fucking problem is dude, but check the attitude.
No excuse for acting like a total cunt towards me for no reason.

Originally posted by Fallen4ng31
I don't know what your fucking problem is dude, but check the attitude. No excuse for acting like a total cunt towards me for no reason.

You are the one with some attitude, dude.
I commented on how horrible I thought that roof looked, then you wanted to stick things in my butt.

Good luck selling that car for the listed price. It will be a challenge.

Shake your dicks this pissing contest is over.