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Topic subjectA 3 word story...
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11572, A 3 word story...
Posted by Pitchblack98, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
This should get interesting here...

Here are the rules for the clueless people:

-You have to post exactly 3 words at a time, no more no less...
-It must fit in, so read what the person before you wrote. If you're reading a whole page, hit refresh before you post to make sure no one else has added on.
-If two people post at the same time, the second one must edit his post to make it fit in.
-You can not post 2 in a row. You must wait for someone to post after you before you can post again.
-Abolutely no conversations with other people using 3 words at a time. If it doesn't fit into the story, shut the hell up!

I borrowed this from another forum.

Start...

Once upon a
11573, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by DR1665, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
the Pits were
11574, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by eclipse_gs_1512, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
free of mlp
11576, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by eclipzGST, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
and then there
11577, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by WIDECLIPSE, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
came along a
11579, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by Pitchblack98, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
two-headed toad when
11581, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by Blizare, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
Brian pooped, it
11583, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by Pitchblack98, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
was very difficult
11584, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by BumpinTalon, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
and he screamed
11585, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by midnitetill678, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
,"My Nokia breakdances!"
11586, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by BDTalon, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
Then all of
11588, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by cougar694u, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
two minutes passed
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Posted by ez, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
when "IT" appeared:
11591, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by 420a-Tnthewerks, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM


WHAT THE FUCK!?
11592, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by 95_ESi_Person, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
screamed the poop
11593, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by cougar694u, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
before it jumped
11595, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by WIDECLIPSE, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
on the floor
11598, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by Blizare, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
and ran naked
11599, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by BumpinTalon, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
out the door
11604, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by midnitetill678, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
and jumped in
11606, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by Hult250R, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
to the big
11608, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by 420a-Tnthewerks, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
other butt of
11609, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by DR1665, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
that shit-talking canuk
11612, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by BumpinTalon, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
otherwise known as
11613, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by cougar694u, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
Blair. And then
11614, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by burntheblobs, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
Dino walked in
11620, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by Hult250R, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
and pulled out
11621, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by cougar694u, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
his ten inch
11622, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by DR1665, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
Don't be gay.
11624, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by 95_ESi_Person, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
the turd exclaimed
11626, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by burntheblobs, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
at this point
11627, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by kain_99gs, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
Dino sighed deeply
11628, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by FunRS, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
It is done
11629, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by Keith2172, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
I must go
11630, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by BDTalon, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
"I'll see ya"
11634, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by cs82685, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
Originally posted by BDTalon
"I'll see ya"


...said Dino flushing
11635, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by Graph-X, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
his keys. Watching
11639, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by eclipse982nrRST, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
out the window
11640, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by boosted60trimrst, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
while someones stealing
11641, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by WIDECLIPSE, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
his bicycle. Infuriated,
11643, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by BDTalon, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
he wipped out
11644, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by Pitchblack98, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
trying to run
11645, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by BlackMagic, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
from a transvestite
11647, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by DarkOne, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
Originally posted by BlackMagic
from a transvestite


with great prejudice
11648, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by BumpinTalon, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
he transformed into
11649, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by Graph-X, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
Super Mega Streisand
11650, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by eclipse982nrRST, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
then he realized
11651, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by kain_99gs, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
something, something great.

11652, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by BumpinTalon, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
The world was
11653, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by turbo8u, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
Originally posted by BumpinTalon
The world was


one big turbo

11654, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by Blizare, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
that sucked him
11655, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by BumpinTalon, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
Originally posted by Blizare
that sucked him


into the abyss!

11656, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by .bs0d, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
Originally posted by BumpinTalon
into the abyss!


of Honda ricers




11657, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by DarkOne, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
Because that's lame.
11658, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by DR1665, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
and it's weaksauce
11662, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by midnitetill678, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
, The electric eels
11665, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by cs82685, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
Originally posted by midnitetill678
, The electric eels


taste like chicken
11666, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by rkelly, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
so he pulled
11667, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by Keith2172, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
a battle axe
11669, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by .bs0d, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
from his ass



11673, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by boosted60trimrst, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
and cut sandwiches
11675, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by DarkOne, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
WITH HIS DICK
11676, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by DR1665, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
like that shit?
11677, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by edxmon, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
said Mr. DR166S
11678, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by chronicshit, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
Fuck that shit
11679, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by .bs0d, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
but anyways, a


11680, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by Keith2172, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
giant, rabid, Turtle
11682, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by eclipse982nrRST, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
started going crazy
11683, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by BDTalon, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
and rained havoc
11684, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by dsmmyth, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
On a breadloaf
11687, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by cs82685, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
Originally posted by dsmmyth
On a breadloaf


with his shell
11688, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by Graph-X, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
"Where's the beef"?
11697, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by BumpinTalon, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
Originally posted by Graph-X
"Where's the beef"?


dude that does not fit with the story, at all, and is kind of annoying

the turtle screamed
11698, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by eclipse982nrRST, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
Originally posted by BumpinTalon
the turtle screamed


"WHAT DA FUCK"
11699, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by Graph-X, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
Originally posted by BumpinTalon
Originally posted by Graph-X "Where's the beef"?
dude that does not fit with the story, at all, and is kind of annoying the turtle screamed


Actually, yes it would as the breadloaf might be made into a sandwich had there been beef, but the turtle realized there was none, and asked where it was.

Anywho...

he horifically shreeked
11702, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by DR1665, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
but shrieked wrong
11709, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by midnitetill678, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
It was time
11712, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by Pitchblack98, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
to go where
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Posted by 420a-Tnthewerks, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
there are boobs
11718, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by dsmmyth, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
A-plenty down under
11720, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by burntheblobs, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
...Andy's maroon eclipse!
11721, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by midnitetill678, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
But actually andy's
11726, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by BDTalon, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
Eclipse was very
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Posted by 95_ESi_Person, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
not working then
11729, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by kain_99gs, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
he uppercutted that


11731, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by midnitetill678, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
Ghetto Thug Rapper
11732, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by Pitchblack98, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
and roundhouse kicked
11733, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by cc8balla, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
his face. Then,
11734, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by WIDECLIPSE, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
Chuck Norris said
11738, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by youkickedmydog, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
Originally posted by WIDECLIPSE
Chuck Norris said


kill white people
11739, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by dsmmyth, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
With Jackie Chan
11740, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by BDTalon, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
...**Giggles** No, I
11748, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by cougar694u, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
think I'll have
11751, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by Pitchblack98, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
to buy a
11769, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by BlackMagic, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
dildo for my
11771, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by Nine5eclipse03, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
Little brother, so
11774, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by youkickedmydog, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
my mom wont
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Posted by BDTalon, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
have to buy
11777, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by Graph-X, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
a vietnamese whore
11780, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by Nine5eclipse03, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
that way he
11782, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by midnitetill678, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
Will get off
11783, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by burntheblobs, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
without contracting the
11784, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by FlyinEsi, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
ghona-sypha-herpa-aids that he
11786, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by youkickedmydog, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
fears. Shortly after
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Posted by Nine5eclipse03, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
opening his present
11793, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by Graph-X, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
labeled "free clinic"
11798, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by midnitetill678, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
which included a
11800, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by BDTalon, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
Toaster,and a
11804, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by Graph-X, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
dirty hyperdermic needle
11806, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by scothern, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
Wrapped in pork
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Posted by cs82685, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
he bought crack
11812, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by Pitchblack98, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
with some hotdogs
11813, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by WIDECLIPSE, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
and a tube-sock
11820, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by .bs0d, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
and he invited
11828, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by Graph-X, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
Rick James Bitch!

11834, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by BDTalon, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
Wait.. Charlie Murphy!
11835, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by BumpinTalon, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
and the darkness
11836, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by youkickedmydog, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
were all up
11859, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by CustomGS, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
eachothers asses. Then
11860, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by 420a-Tnthewerks, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
the dumbest story
11862, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by CustomGS, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
entered 2gnt's history
11867, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by Pitchblack98, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
and will forever
11869, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by micyek, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
scar young inocent
11871, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by CustomGS, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
banana hammock wearing,
11877, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by Graph-X, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
honda driving hairy
11881, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by eclipse982nrRST, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
piece of fucking
11886, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by youkickedmydog, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
Originally posted by eclipse982nrRST
piece of fucking


white trash. The
11980, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by Pitchblack98, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
end is almost
11981, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by Nine5eclipse03, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
here. The End.
11982, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by Pitchblack98, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
lol... this thread actually was pretty funny... Someone should go thru and copy and post everything into one post so it can be read through...
11984, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by Nine5eclipse03, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
Originally posted by Pitchblack98
lol... this thread actually was pretty funny... Someone should go thru and copy and post everything into one post so it can be read through...



One step ahead of you lol
11985, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by Blizare, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
Originally posted by Nine5eclipse03
Originally posted by Pitchblack98 lol... this thread actually was pretty funny... Someone should go thru and copy and post everything into one post so it can be read through...
One step ahead of you lol


That was intense, and full of bad grammar and run-on sentances.
11991, RE: A 3 word story...
Posted by Nine5eclipse03, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
Originally posted by Blizare
Originally posted by Nine5eclipse03
Originally posted by Pitchblack98 lol... this thread actually was pretty funny... Someone should go thru and copy and post everything into one post so it can be read through...
One step ahead of you lol
That was intense, and full of bad grammar and run-on sentances.


Yeah there was not much i could do to fix the grammar, i tried lol.
11983, Final.
Posted by Nine5eclipse03, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
Once upon a (time) the pits were free of mlp, and then there came along a two-headed toad when brian pooped, it was very difficult, and he screamed, "My Nokia breakdances!". Then all of two minutes passed when "it" appeared, "WHAT THE FUCK?!", screamed the poop, before it jumped on the floor and ran naked out the door and jumped into the big other butt of the shit talking canuk otherwise known as Blair.

And then Dino walked in and pulled out his ten inch..."Don't be gay.", the turd exclaimed. At this point, Dino signed deeply. "Its all done, i must go. I'll see ya", said Dino flushing his keys, watching out the window, while someones stealing his bicycle. Infuriated, he whipped out trying to run from a transvestite. With great predjudice, he transformed into super mega streisand.

Then he realized something, something great. The world was one big turbo, that sucked him into the abyss of honda ricers, because thats lame. And its weaksauce.

The electric eels taste like chicken. So he pulled a battle axe from his ass and cut sandwiches, WITH HIS DICK! "Like that shit?" said Mr. Dr166s. Fuck that shit.

But anyways, a Giant, rabid turtle started going crazy and rained havoc on a breadloaf with his shell. "Wheres the beef?!" the turtle screamed. "WHAT DA FUCK?!" he horifically shreiked, but shreeked wrong.

It was time to go where there are boobs, aplenty down under...Andy's maroon eclipse! But actually Andy's eclipse was very... not working then. He uppercutted that ghetto thug rapper, and roundhouse kicked his face.

Then Chuck Norris said, "Kill white people." With Jackie Chan giggles, "No, I think i'll have to buy a dildo for my little brother so my mom won't have to buy a vietnamese whore, that way he will get off without contracting the ghona-sypha-herpa-aids that he fears."

Shortly after opening his present, labeled "free clinic", which included a toaster and a dirty hyperdermic needle wrapped in pork, he bought crack with some hotdogs, and a tube-sock, and he invited Rick James, Bitch! Wait, Charlie Murphy! And the darkness, were all up each others asses.

Then the dumbest story entered 2gnt's history, and will forever scar young innocent banana hammock wearing, honda driving hairy, peice of fucking white trash.

The end is almost here. The End.


....Wow...
11988, RE: Final.
Posted by Collente, Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
OMFG ROFLMAO!! :order



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