So my twin brother and I go to our friends wedding this past Sat. My bro and I are identical twins, named Jon and Jeremy, just like in the movie Wedding Crashers.

Long story short, we are at dinner and this older lady, prob about late 40's is sitting next to me. We talk, have a good time at dinner, then we part ways and mingle with others.

Bout 20 mins later, I am sitting talking to my older brother, and she wanders up with a snifter of Red Label ( which I dont drink ) and a cigar. Well we ended up sharing the Scotch and cigar, and shooting the shit. WASTED!!!!! Next thing you know, I am making out with this lady at the reception, and later at a ritzy hotel, that happens to be having a Ferrari gathering. I mean 100's of Ferrari's. Dino's, 550 Maranello's, 348's 512TR's etc etc etc, and a Gallardo, Bentley and some Porsche's.
Apparently I gave her my cell # cause she keeps calling and texting.

What a crazy night. Just thought I would share.

Totally Stiflers mom from American Pie.