Sad story:
I left for work this morning... I hoped on my bike, rolled out my driveway, and took a look at my filthy 2g. OMG but fuck me side ways if I didn't see fuggin' spider webs forming! Damn it. Looks like I will stop off at Auto Zone on the way home, buy some engine degreaser, and spend the next couple days after work getting that thing spiffy clean, for this weekend.